Actually the thought of taxing fast food and snack food industry is nothing new. The federal government has been itching to leech more money out of the U.S. taxpayer by any means possible, but it has been met with fierce resistance from the fast food industry.
Movies like “Fast Food Nation“ and articles like “Fed up with fat and saying something about it” published February 1, 2010 in the Los Angeles Times, which prompted me to write this article, always seem to site the need to tax all of us with a “sin tax” even though not all of us are morbidly obese.
There are some interesting points in the article that I thought I would point out here that leave a person wondering why no one is allowed to say anything about people that have clearly mismanaged their weight.
The first is this quote from the “Fed up with Fat” article is something that I have been writing about here for years.
“Frequent media reports of the toll obesity is taking on our nation’s health fan the fury. A report by Emory University researchers projected last November that by 2018 the United States could expect to spend $344 billion on healthcare costs attributable to obesity. Obesity-related costs would account for 21% of healthcare spending, up from 9.1% today, said the report, sponsored in part by the United Health Foundation and the American Public Health Assn.”
Understanding the amazing cost of health care for fat people, and also understanding that fat people out number smokers by estimated numbers of 15 to 1, why then is it okay to vilify smokers, but not say a word about fat people?
I am not talking about the average person that carries an extra thirty pounds. I’m talking about the fat ass riding the go kart around the supermarket buying more of what put them in the go kart in the first place.
I quit smoking more than 16 years ago, but once while taking in a Dodger game at Dodger Stadium, I sparked up a cigarette. I was sitting in a section down the third base line in the middle level. The closest person to me was about fifty feet away. As soon as I lit the cigarette, a man that was about 100 feet away started screaming at me to put it out because it was making him sick.
I tried to ignore him, and I was watching as my smoke was wafting up into the air and being blown toward the outfield, nowhere near the man and his family. He screamed again and this time, I turned to see who he was.
It was this incredibly overweight man and his incredibly overweight family, complete with nachos, beers, sodas, Cracker Jack, peanuts and ice cream. It was the most embarrassing sight I had seen in many years.
Again, I tried to ignore him, and even noticed some others around me smoking, but I was to be his victim because I was there with only my girlfriend while the other smokers were there with friends, mostly male friends. What was one guy going to do to him.
After a while I lit another cigarette, and I heard him screaming again, only this time he was closer. I turned and there he was in the isle, carrying yet another load of junk food for the cattle that was his family.
It was right about then that I had had enough, and I turned to him and said in an obnoxiously loud voice, “I’ll tell you what. I’ll stop smoking when you stop eating.”
This brought about a laugh from all of the surrounding people, but what struck me as even funnier was what a woman sitting behind four or five rows and to the left of me said next. She said ” I don’t like cigarettes, but I don’t like fat people either.”
My point is this. What if the roles were reversed? What it society accepted cigarette smoking but did not accept fat people?
What if when we see a fat person, we started screaming “Lose some weight fatso! “ What is we all started making elephant noises and screaming “Wide load!”
The argument has always been that fat people are not a direct threat to our health like cigarette smokers are, but I would beg to differ. Have you seen a fat person driving a car? How many car accidents are caused by fat people? I couldn’t find any statistics on Google, but I would like to know, because here in the greater Los Angeles area, I see fat people driving down the freeway shoveling in In n Out Burgers while paying little or no attention to the road.
How many people of normal size are denied a hospital bed because of fat people? Another statistic I would love to see.
The irony of the obesity problem is that like smokers, fat people are trying to blame their problem on the fast food and snack food industries, claiming that no one told them that they would get fat if they ate the stuff.
Lawyers are chomping at the bit, looking for more senseless litigation against the fast food industry to get rich on, not once mentioning those dirty words, PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY!
All the while people like me get out of bed every day, go for a run, go to the gym, eat sensibly.
Of course there are other obvious questions that never seem to be asked. Are these people fat because they over eat, or are they fat because they over eat and are too lazy to exercise? I would bet money that most fat people are first lazy, then become fat because of their laziness.
I see fat people wander into the gym all the time. Most come in two or three times, and you never see them again. But once in awhile, you see the man or woman that toughs it out and loses the weight. You can see that they are happier and healthier.
For whatever reason we as a society are simply expected to accept the morbidly obese as just another part of life that we have no control over. But there is a solution that does not involve raising taxes on the masses because of the actions of a few.
Its actually really quite simple. The federal government takes over the fast food, restaurant and junk food industries. They go to all the fast food restaurants, regular restaurants, liquor stores and 7/11’s and put in a specially designed scale that measures not only weight, but height.
This scale is digitally linked to the cash register and positioned in the floor right in front of each register. It is also digitally linked to Washington DC, where a new task force is assembled and called “Fatsos and Rotund Taskforce, or F.A.R.T. for short.
As the customer comes up to the counter to purchase their groceries, the SKU numbers of the snack and junk foods contains a unique code to tell the register if it is indeed junk food or not.
If the food is junk and the person is more than say, fifty pounds over the average weight of a persons height, then the register simply denies that person the right to purchase the junk food.
This denial is instantaneously relayed to F.A.R.T. and the task force shows up and takes the morbidly obese person to a fat farm where they are forced to diet and exercise until they are within government guidelines for body mass.
At restaurants, as the customers enter, a computer does a full body scan for size as they walk over a scale in the floor. If the customer is over a given height to weight ratio, they are given a fat free menu by the waiter.
Another great idea is these electric scooters that we all see advertised on TV every day. Have the federal government take over that industry as well. F.A.R.T. representatives would then show up at the unsuspecting scooter purchasers house to “measure” them for their new scooter.
When the chair is delivered by F.A.R.T. agents, its actually a TREADMILL! The F.A.R.T. agents then place a shock collar around the neck of the fat person, and will begin shocking the fat person until that person does at least an hour a day on the treadmill.
I know it sounds crazy, but it can happen. After all, are we not trying to let the federal government take over health care? What makes any of us think that if they control our health care, they control us? JD
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