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Is revenge ‘pile of poop tattoo’ just an elaborate hoax?

Is revenge ‘pile of poop tattoo’ just an elaborate hoax?

I don’t care if the “poop tattoo is a hoax. Its still a great story that I thought everyone would like to read. JD

A boyfriend’s act of revenge on his cheating girlfriend – tattooing a steaming pile of poo on her back – has been branded a hoax after the picture went viral.

Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzjerald allegedly ‘tricked’ Rossie Brovent into getting the body art after discovering she had been playing away with his best friend.

Rossie, from Dayton, Ohio, is reportedly suing her ex for $100,000 (£60,000), claiming he got her drunk on cheap wine and tequila before she signed the consent form.

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She had apparently asked her artist lover for a scene from the Narnia films but her hopes were dashed spectacularly when Fitzjerald started with the ink needle.

She reportedly said: “Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back.”

Rossie also allegedly tried to have her former boyfriend charged with assault, however, internet users are not convinced by the story.

After the image of the tattoo went viral, it emerged that the picture appears to have been sourced from Polish social network site Nasza-klasa.

Some suspicious bloggers also dug deeper to dispel the myth by tracking down court records.

It now appears that no such civil complaint was ever filed by anyone of the name Brovent, or that such a person even exists in Dayton.

US website, The Smoking Gun, also reported that James Druber, administrator of the Montgomery County Common Pleas Court, had heard nothing about the purported tattoo lawsuit.

The report also adds that “records for Dayton and Montgomery County show no evidence that “Fitzjerald” (or “Fitzgerald”) has been licensed as a tattoo parlor operator or employee, according to Alan Pierce, an official with the Public Health department.”

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Jihad Jane’s ex-boyfriend: ‘The whole thing is crazy’

KURT GORMAN had no idea that his Texas girlfriend of four years was on the Internet calling herself JihadJane.

Colleen R. LaRose, whom he met in Ennis, Texas, left the couple’s Montgomery County apartment Aug. 23, the day after his father’s funeral, without telling him, he said.

“I came home and she’s gone. She packed up and left. Didn’t see it coming, didn’t know,” Gorman told the Daily News last night. “I was upset, worried. Maybe something happened to her. You don’t know.”

Yesterday, Gorman, of Pennsburg, 48 miles northwest of Philadelphia, said he finally found out – by reading about her on the Internet.

A federal grand jury indicted LaRose, who also called herself Fatima Rose, allegedly for providing material support for terrorists and for plotting with others to kill a Swedish artist who had depicted the pro-phet Muhammad as a dog.

“I don’t know the details. I don’t want to know them,” said Gorman, who appears to be an easygoing guy with a mustache and beard. Interviewed at his office in Quaker-town, he was dressed in a green and black plaid shirt, black jeans and work boots, and was holding a half-smoked cigarette.

“She never talked about international events, about Muslims, anything,” he said. “It’s very strange. I still can’t believe it.

“The whole thing is crazy.”

A few weeks after LaRose, 5-foot-2 with dirty-blond hair, disappeared, taking most of her clothes, two FBI agents visited him. He said they questioned him, including what she did during the day and whether she used the computer. Nothing to tip him off, he added.

In November or December, Gorman said, he was subpoenaed by a federal grand jury to testify. He said he had been asked about his passport, whether he had given it to her. He said he told the jury no. She was charged with stealing the passport in the indictment.

Prosecutors and agents told him that they were in the middle of an investigation and could not share the details.

He said he figured: “Let them do their job. I don’t want anything to do with it.

“She seemed normal to me. She got mad about some things and happy about others,” he said. Asked what she would get mad about, he replied: “If I was not home when I was supposed to be, that I don’t spend enough time with her, that I work too much.”

As owner of a company that manufactures custom parts for radio towers, he said, “I work until the job gets done.”

The couple lived with his father in a second-floor apartment in a four-unit building on Main Street in Pennsburg. “She was a good person, taking care of my Dad, taking him to the doctor.”

His father sat in a lawn chair on the balcony, said neighbors. “He asked me to go for a cup of coffee,” said Joan Noon, 66, a next-door neighbor.

LaRose didn’t work, and had not graduated from college, but, he said, she was fun to be with.

“I wouldn’t have stayed with her if she was not nice,” he added.

“That’s why when I came home and she was gone, it was a shock to the system.”

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