Open letter to Billy Ray Cyrus. Dude, ultimately, anything that happens to Miley is your fault because when she was a child you chose to look at her as a cash cow to fill your bank accounts.
Like all children that are completely overindulged, Miley has done what Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Robert Downey Jr. and all the rest have done.
Miley has surrounded herself with leaches, hangers on and more importantly, people that no matter how ridiculous the request, will ALWAYS say YES!
Miley wants Pizza at 4:30 in the morning? No problem. Miley wants her accountant to have a guy that follows behind him and carries his balls on silver spoons? Okay Miley.
Miley wants an eight ball of coke? Sure thing.
This goes on all day in Hollywood. You have people here that for all intents and purposes are as dumb as a sack of hammers, but they make movies and television shows therefore they must know something that the rest of us do not know.
Brad Pitt is a big empty headed nimrod, but everyone thinks he knows more than the rest of us because he is in movies. Sean Penn is a great actor, but for all intents and purposes is a simpleton. But he makes movies about gay people, so he most know something we don’t know.
Miley Cyrus is a victim of her father Billy Ray Cyrus. Billy Ray can sit about casting aspersions on “Hanna Montana” and its producers until his mullet falls off, but the reality is that the only person responsible for Miley is her father. JD
Its absolutely brilliant and I thought I would share it with all two of my readers. JD
“Listen up, California. The other 48 states — your cousin New York excluded — are sick of your bratty arrogance. You’re the Lindsay Lohan of states: a prima donna who once showed some talent but is now too wasted to do anything with it. After enjoying ephemeral highs and spending binges, you suffer crashes that culminate in brief, unsuccessful stints in rehab. This cycle repeats itself every five to 10 years, as the rest of the country looks on with a mixture of horror and amusement. We’d feel sorry for you if you didn’t constantly flip us the bird.
“Instead, we’re making bets on how long it will be before your next meltdown. Oh, wait — you’re already melting down. You’ve racked up nearly $70 billion in general obligation debt, and that doesn’t include your $500 billion unfunded pension liability. Your own analysts predict you’ll face a hole of at least $80 billion over the next four years. Your government’s run by a brothel of environmentalists, lawyers, public-sector unions and legislative bums. When they’re not taxing or spending, they’re creating regulations and commissions like the Board of Barbering and Cosmetology and the California Blueberry Commission. Many businesses would leave if it weren’t for your sunny climate.
“Which may explain why you’re so obsessed with climate change. If your climate changes, no one, including your Hollywood friends, would tolerate you anymore. So you’ve created a law to tax carbon emissions — no matter that it will kill jobs. It’s not as if you don’t recognize that you’ve got problems. Roughly three-quarters of you say you’re headed in the wrong direction, according to a recent survey by the Public Policy Institute of California. You’re even more depressed than Illinois and New York, and you’ve got sunshine 10 months of the year! You appropriately give your government low marks — 28% approval for outgoing Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger,” who, by the way, did you see him on The Tonight Show the other night?
He says nobody’s going to be bothered if you smoke a joint. Nobody’s gonna care if you smoke a joint in California. Probably true, but try lighting up a cigarette and see what happens to you. At any rate, “28% approval for outgoing Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, 16% for the legislature — yet you continue to re-elect the politicians who got you into this mess. Not a single incumbent state legislator lost re-election this year, including one Democrat who died a month ago (no joke). What’s scarier is that you’ve just given almost all of the keys to statewide offices to Democrats. Jerry Brown will be your new (old) governor. This is the man who acted as a gateway drug to your spending addiction three decades ago when he gave public-sector employees collective bargaining rights.
“Helping enforce your wacky laws will be Lt. Gov-elect Gavin Newsom, the San Francisco mayor who flouted state law by allowing same-sex marriage. On the plus side, he has nice hair and loves you just the way you are. This is what he had to say after winning his race: ‘We’re nothing but a mirror of our consistent thoughts. You tend to manifest what you focus on. If you look around for what’s wrong, you’ll find it. But as all we know up here in San Francisco, when you focus on what’s right, you see it all around you. … There is absolutely nothing wrong with California that can’t be fixed by what’s right with California. … If you’re from another state, you’d love to have the problems of California.’
“You’ve also just re-elected Barbara Boxer (that’s Senator Barbara Boxer) to a fourth term. She boasted on election night that it’s her ‘eleventh straight election victory, and what a sweet one it is … [since] everything was thrown at us, including the kitchen sink, and the stove and the oven and everything, millions of dollars of negative ads from known and unknown opponents, millions and millions of dollars.’” So, Miss Finley says, “We’ve tried to help you, California. Some spent millions on campaigns to entice you to change your reckless behavior. And you told them to kick rocks. So here’s our final warning: When you inevitably crash and burn, don’t count on us to bail you out,” although they are and they will count on us to bail them out.
That’s why I suggest an across-the-board massive state tax increase in California. Make ‘em pay for it. You know, this is one of these days where my patience is wearing thin. I go in and out of this feeling about this notion that you don’t have to pay for what you want or have or need, and California epitomizes this. Five hundred billion dollars of unfunded pension liabilities? Paying people not to work? Health care after they retire? (interruption) I know, Snerdley, me calling for tax increases is simply unbelievable, but, for crying out loud, these are the people calling for tax increases on the rest of us to pay for them. They should pay for it. Make them pay for it. They created their mess. They voted for the people who created this mess.
A judge revoked Lindsay Lohan’s probation Monday and the actress was ordered to appear in court Friday, a Los Angeles court spokesman said.
Lohan acknowledged through Twitter postings Friday night that she failed a recent drug test and that she was “prepared to appear before judge Fox next week as a result.”
Judge Elden Fox signed a bench warrant for Lohan’s arrest but is holding it until a hearing at 8:30 a.m. Friday, according to Los Angeles Superior Court spokesman Allan Parachini.
Lohan’s supervised probation for a 2007 drunken driving conviction requires frequent drug tests. The judge warned her last month any failure could send her back to jail.
“Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test and if I am asked, I am prepared to appear before judge Fox next week as a result,” Lohan tweeted Friday evening.
She spent 23 days in a court-ordered drug rehab program last month, which followed a 13-day jail stint imposed when a Los Angeles judge ruled that Lohan violated her probation.
Fox, who took over Lohan’s case when she was released, imposed a new set of rules for her to follow until November. It included weekly counseling sessions for alcohol and drug rehabilitation, random drug tests and behavioral therapy.
“Substance abuse is a disease, which unfortunately doesn’t go away overnight,” Lohan tweeted. “I am working hard to overcome it and am taking positive steps.”
Lohan tweeted that she was “doing what I must do to prevent any mishaps in the future.”
“This was certainly a setback for me, but I am taking responsibility for my actions and I’m prepared to face the consequences,” she tweeted.
Lohan made fun of her substance abuse troubles in a backstage skit broadcast during last Sunday’s MTV Video Music Awards.
She appeared with show host Chelsea Handler, who was wearing an alcohol-detection bracelet like the one Lohan recently wore.
“Wake up, Handler, pull it together,” Lohan said as she slammed Handler against a wall. “You’re a menace. Do you think anyone will work with a drunk? Take it from me, they don’t.”
Lohan was arrested twice in 2007 on charges of driving under the influence, and in the second incident she was charged with cocaine possession.
The first arrest came after Lohan lost control of her Mercedes-Benz convertible and struck a curb in Beverly Hills.
Just two weeks after checking out of a Malibu drug and alcohol rehabilitation facility, she was arrested again in July 2007 after a woman called Santa Monica police, saying Lohan was trying to run her down with a car.
Lohan’s acting career, which started at age 10 on a soap opera, took off on the big screen a year later, when she played identical twins in Disney’s remake of “The Parent Trap.”
Lindsay Lohan is upset that she didn’t get to see her family? Lohan should be used as the poster child for “Don’t let this happen to you” public service announcements.
She needs to realize that she is part of the legal system now and she has no one to blame but herself. I have seen the Hollywood elite in action first hand, and the problem is that like Lindsay Lohan, they tend to surround themselves with yes men that will never say no, not even to the most absurd requests.
Based on her behavior, I think its safe to say that Lindsay Lohan is a drug addict and an alcoholic. Clearly her short stay in jail did not convince her of this.
For Lohan to get out of jail and begin to piss and moan about not seeing her family is evidence of this. Chances are that her “family” probably included some of her yes men that were going to give her drugs.
The court understands this and that’s why she was not allowed to see her family.
Having dealt with my own demons in life, there is no way you can tell a drug addict that they have a problem. They will explain it away and make excuses. Lindsay Lohan is not an exception to this rule.
I hope that the Lohan gets the help she needs to lead a sober and hopefully long and healthy life.
Addendum. As for me, I was sent out of town for a few days. I left my laptop at home and had a few other issues going on. Sorry for my absence. JD
I found this on Google News and laughed at the premise. This is something I had never thought of. I guess Lindsay Lohan’s stint as a lesbian is going to come back and bite her in the ass, so to speak. Perhaps pretending to be gay wasn’t such a good idea for LiLO.
When Lindsay Lohan surrenders to the court on July 20th to begin serving 90 days in jail she will have very good reason to be afraid. An inmate named Tamara Haley, who is serving time for heroin possession told a newspaper that everybody is waiting to get a hold of the actress.
Lindsay was sentenced to three months in jail as well as three months in rehab for breaching her probation stemming from drug and DUI arrests from 2007. She has repeatedly missed manditory court hearings, and pleaded with the judge to not send her to jail. “Everyone will want a piece of her. It will make them famous if they hurt Lindsay Lohan,” said Haley. “Or if you get her to cry, the whole ward will laugh and people will love it – even the guards. The gay inmates wear their shirts inside out to let others know they are available. So if Lindsay doesn’t want someone to grab her ass she’d better keep her shirt on straight.”
Lindsay recently had to go shopping for a new lawyer after Shawn Chapman Holley resigned and has settled on Stuart V. Goldberg, a criminal defense attorney from Chicago. This guy will have his work cut out for him, but will probably have a huge payday win or lose so does he really care if he’s fighting a losing battle?