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California, The Lindsay Lohan of States

I heard this brilliant commentary on California on the radio yesterday. It was written by Allysia Finley. She is “a lapsed Californian” and an assistant editor of OpinionJournal.com, the opinion page of the Wall Street Journal.

Its absolutely brilliant and I thought I would share it with all two of my readers. JD

“Listen up, California. The other 48 states — your cousin New York excluded — are sick of your bratty arrogance. You’re the Lindsay Lohan of states: a prima donna who once showed some talent but is now too wasted to do anything with it. After enjoying ephemeral highs and spending binges, you suffer crashes that culminate in brief, unsuccessful stints in rehab. This cycle repeats itself every five to 10 years, as the rest of the country looks on with a mixture of horror and amusement. We’d feel sorry for you if you didn’t constantly flip us the bird.

“Instead, we’re making bets on how long it will be before your next meltdown. Oh, wait — you’re already melting down. You’ve racked up nearly $70 billion in general obligation debt, and that doesn’t include your $500 billion unfunded pension liability. Your own analysts predict you’ll face a hole of at least $80 billion over the next four years. Your government’s run by a brothel of environmentalists, lawyers, public-sector unions and legislative bums. When they’re not taxing or spending, they’re creating regulations and commissions like the Board of Barbering and Cosmetology and the California Blueberry Commission. Many businesses would leave if it weren’t for your sunny climate.

“Which may explain why you’re so obsessed with climate change. If your climate changes, no one, including your Hollywood friends, would tolerate you anymore. So you’ve created a law to tax carbon emissions — no matter that it will kill jobs. It’s not as if you don’t recognize that you’ve got problems. Roughly three-quarters of you say you’re headed in the wrong direction, according to a recent survey by the Public Policy Institute of California. You’re even more depressed than Illinois and New York, and you’ve got sunshine 10 months of the year! You appropriately give your government low marks — 28% approval for outgoing Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger,” who, by the way, did you see him on The Tonight Show the other night?

He says nobody’s going to be bothered if you smoke a joint. Nobody’s gonna care if you smoke a joint in California. Probably true, but try lighting up a cigarette and see what happens to you. At any rate, “28% approval for outgoing Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, 16% for the legislature — yet you continue to re-elect the politicians who got you into this mess. Not a single incumbent state legislator lost re-election this year, including one Democrat who died a month ago (no joke). What’s scarier is that you’ve just given almost all of the keys to statewide offices to Democrats. Jerry Brown will be your new (old) governor. This is the man who acted as a gateway drug to your spending addiction three decades ago when he gave public-sector employees collective bargaining rights.

“Helping enforce your wacky laws will be Lt. Gov-elect Gavin Newsom, the San Francisco mayor who flouted state law by allowing same-sex marriage. On the plus side, he has nice hair and loves you just the way you are. This is what he had to say after winning his race: ‘We’re nothing but a mirror of our consistent thoughts. You tend to manifest what you focus on. If you look around for what’s wrong, you’ll find it. But as all we know up here in San Francisco, when you focus on what’s right, you see it all around you. … There is absolutely nothing wrong with California that can’t be fixed by what’s right with California. … If you’re from another state, you’d love to have the problems of California.’

“You’ve also just re-elected Barbara Boxer (that’s Senator Barbara Boxer) to a fourth term. She boasted on election night that it’s her ‘eleventh straight election victory, and what a sweet one it is … [since] everything was thrown at us, including the kitchen sink, and the stove and the oven and everything, millions of dollars of negative ads from known and unknown opponents, millions and millions of dollars.’” So, Miss Finley says, “We’ve tried to help you, California. Some spent millions on campaigns to entice you to change your reckless behavior. And you told them to kick rocks. So here’s our final warning: When you inevitably crash and burn, don’t count on us to bail you out,” although they are and they will count on us to bail them out.

That’s why I suggest an across-the-board massive state tax increase in California. Make ‘em pay for it. You know, this is one of these days where my patience is wearing thin. I go in and out of this feeling about this notion that you don’t have to pay for what you want or have or need, and California epitomizes this. Five hundred billion dollars of unfunded pension liabilities? Paying people not to work? Health care after they retire? (interruption) I know, Snerdley, me calling for tax increases is simply unbelievable, but, for crying out loud, these are the people calling for tax increases on the rest of us to pay for them. They should pay for it. Make them pay for it. They created their mess. They voted for the people who created this mess.

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Overtime pay in California may be putting a dent in state’s furlough savings

Like pigs feeding from troughs full of money, the California state employees are once again showing the private sector tax payers why California needs to file for bankruptcy.

An example of the selfishness is fully displayed in the Los Angeles Times article below. Nellie Larot, a prison nurse made $270,000.00 last year. Pigs like Nellie managed to bilk the state of California out of more than a billion dollars of overtime pay last year. That’s one thousand million dollars. These pigs have no problem taking the money either.

There is another rub for us poor saps that have to slave away for our forty or fifty grand a year. I will guarantee you that pigs like Nellie Larot gave a third of the effort for ten times the pay.

Because you see these fat pigs that work for the system are all protected by unions, where it takes an act of congress to get them fired. The unions also help keep the employee pool small as to keep the rest of the pigs fat with overtime.

Teachers, firefighters, police, prison guards, sanitation workers, electricians, they are all a part of this scam being perpetrated on the hard working schlubs that have to actually work for a living . . . people like you and me.

Next time you run into one of these pigs, thank them for being greedy pigs that think they are worth two hundred grand a year. Bob

Reporting from Sacramento – Like many other state employees, prison nurse Nellie Larot was hit last year with furloughs that cut her salary: It dropped $10,000, to $92,000.

But she more than made up for it by working extra shifts, raking in $177,512 in overtime, according to state records. Her total $270,000 in earnings last year eclipsed the $225,000 paid to Matthew Cate, head of the entire state prison system.

Despite Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s decision to furlough workers three days a month to save money, many employees are taking home paychecks fattened by overtime — more than $1 billion of it last year.

The total overtime paid in 2009 actually dropped slightly, by $64 million from the year before. But it was up from the $808 million paid in 2005 and $598 million in 2004.

“People want more money,” said Larot. The furloughs, which began in February 2009, cut her monthly pay by many hundreds of dollars. Without overtime, she said, “it would be a hardship.”

Records show that the top 50 recipients of overtime last year each received more than $100,000 in extra compensation. Most were from the departments of corrections and mental health, which account for more than half of the overtime doled out by state agencies; 35 of the top 50 were registered nurses.

Other top earners include prison guard Lt. Randall Rowland, who collected $133,000 in overtime pay, and California Highway Patrol Officer Kerry Comphel, who received $127,000.

The rising overtime “is unfathomable,” said Jon Coupal, president of the anti-tax Howard Jarvis Taxpayers Assn. “It just shows the extraordinary disconnect between the public sector and the real world. No business would operate this way.”

State Auditor Elaine Howle has also raised red flags. A review by her office found that more than 100 nurses and psychiatric workers on the state payroll had at least doubled their salaries with overtime, working as many as 90 hours a week.

Two nurses at Napa State Hospital were paid more than $1.3 million combined in overtime during a five-year period ending in mid-2008, Howle found. Beyond the cost to taxpayers, Howle worried that large amounts of overtime could impair nurses’ performance and jeopardize patients.

“It needs to be better managed so you don’t have employees working significant amounts of overtime and potentially raising health and safety issues,” Howle said in an interview.

The auditor had warned in October that furloughs and layoffs would probably increase overtime costs in some agencies, and she called for the state to renegotiate its union contracts to set caps.

Nancy Lyerla, a leader of the largest union representing state nurses, noted that some medical and mental health facilities have to be staffed 24 hours a day, seven days a week. She said the union had warned state officials that furloughs would create staffing gaps that would have to be filled by employees working overtime at time-and-a-half pay.

“They didn’t look at what it costs to replace the people on furlough,” Lyerla said.

The effect of the furloughs is to cut most workers’ regular pay by about 14%, and the state expects to save $1.2 billion this way in the current fiscal year. But on an individual basis, furloughs have not always saved money.

The unpaid time off saves the state $13,650 annually in pay to Larot, but her overtime last year went up nearly twice that amount — by $25,000 — from the year before.

Schwarzenegger, who ordered the furloughs to reduce a multibillion-dollar budget shortfall, has taken steps to reduce overtime, his representatives said. The governor signed legislation last year stopping employees from receiving overtime pay in weeks when they also take leave time. He also directed department heads to manage the furloughs so that they do not result in overtime.

Still, “there are some facilities that require 24/7 coverage,” said Aaron McLear, a spokesman for the governor.

That is the case where Larot works, in the Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation’s Deuel Vocational Institution in Tracy. She “legitimately earned” her overtime, with much of it spent overseeing newly admitted inmates on suicide watch, according to Luis Patino Jr., a spokesman for the California Prison Health Care Receivership.

Patino described Larot as “an exemplary employee who takes time off when necessary to maintain her safety and well-being and that of the inmates under her watch.”

Howle’s audit found that other sites, including wards at Napa State Hospital, frequently overstaffed their shifts. Mental health officials said some units did not accurately report patient and staffing needs to the central office that gives work assignments, and Howle said a consultant should be hired to evaluate whether common staffing levels are justified.

“Overtime has been gamed in California for decades,” said Coupal. “Clearly there is a lack of oversight. This needs to be clamped down.”

Larot dismissed criticism that employees are taking advantage of a broken system.

“I don’t know why people are complaining about the overtime. We work the overtime,” she said. “I don’t think it’s anybody’s business.”

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California Assembly passes resolution for ‘Cuss Free Week’

So this is one of the pressing, important issues that faces California today. Whether or not people are cussing. Geez Louise, the state is bankrupt, but the Mamalukes that run the state of California are worried about people cussing.

We have good reason to cuss Damn it. Mostly because you idiots in Sacramento have ruined the state of California with your socialist policy that has turned the state into a mecca for lazy ass people and illegal aliens to come glom off of the welfare system and all the other built in freebies you assholes have created.

Feeling a little salty? Better get it out of your system while you can.

Amid the ongoing — and occasionally tense — debate over how to clean up California’s budget mess, lawmakers have taken time out to tidy something else almost as unmanageable: our language. This morning, the Assembly approved a ceremonial resolution turning the first week of March into “Cuss Free Week.”

Once the Senate follows suit, say good-bye to four-letter words, a few choice compound words and probably certain gestures, too. Not that police officers will be waiting with soap. That’s isn’t the point.

According to sponsors of the measure — inspired by a Southern California teen whose creation of a “no cussing” school club sparked an international movement — it’s more about minding the delicate sensibilities of those around you. Like your grandmother.

“When we’re at our grandmother’s house,” said Anthony Portantino, D-La Canada/Flintridge, “we have respect and decorum.”

Are there more important things on government’s agenda right now? Sure, Portantino concedes. But maybe a little civility is just the prescription to help “break through that log jam.”

To keep folks honest, Portantino is handing out no-cuss jars to all 120 legislative offices in the Capitol — and to Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Every time a naughty word slips out, a few coins get dropped in.

How’s that for a deficit-reduction strategy?

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