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Booby Trap Shotgun Shoots Beekeeper

I have an idea. Lets put a bunch of land mines around our yard and to protect a one pound bag of marbles! What a douchebag.

A beekeeper in Loveland is recovering after he accidentally shot himself with a booby trap shotgun in a box, deputies said.

John Frost was shot in the hand and leg Nov. 4, according to an incident report filed by a Larimer County sheriff’s deputy.

Frost told investigators a bear had knocked over his beehive the day before and ate some of his honey. Frost said he was cleaning his gun in case the bear came back.

A deputy at Frost’s home said he found a suspicious-looking box with what appeared to be a trip wire near the beehive. The deputy said it appeared a bear would trip the wire and the device would go off.

The Division of Wildlife investigated the shooting, but decided not to press charges, according to the incident report.

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Neil Young warehouse fire started in hybrid ‘LincVolt’ car

Sorry, but I have always thought that Neil Young was a douchebag. He has been in the business of attacking America and American politics for years now, and I must admit that I have grown weary of his lame music.

His awesome three chord songs have been called “Genius riffs” by most rock critics, but to me his songs are stupid and his guitar solo’s sound like a two year old with a broken hand got hold of his daddy’s guitar.

It serves Neil Young right. Hey Neil, I got a great idea. Why don’t you store gasoline in your bedroom too? The guy puts an experimental vehicle in a warehouse with all of his equipment and instruments. A regular rocket surgeon. JD

The three-alarm blaze that caused $1.1 million in damage to a warehouse filled with rock legend Neil Young’s music equipment and memorabilia appears to have started in a one-of-a-kind hybrid car stored at the site, a fire official said Monday.

Flames began in a 1959 Lincoln Continental dubbed LincVolt, which runs on electric batteries and a biodiesel-powered generator, and then spread to the warehouse at 593 Quarry Road in the early morning of Nov. 9, according to Belmont-San Carlos Fire Marshal Jim Palisi and a website devoted to the car.

Young assembled a team of workers in 2008 to convert the 19.5-foot behemoth from gasoline to hybrid power, an effort he chronicled in a four-part film series.
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the exact cause of the fire is still being probed, it seems “to be an operator error that occurred in an untested part of the charging system,” Young wrote in a statement. Workers have removed the car’s computer and hope it will shed light on the cause.
“We are investigating the components involved with plug-in charging,” Young wrote.

The flames severely damaged the car and caused an estimated total of $850,000 in damage to the items Young had stored in the roughly 10,000-square-foot warehouse. On the morning of the fire, Young’s workers and friends carried guitars, framed photos, film canisters and crates of musical equipment out of the burned structure. Damage to the building is estimated at $250,000, Palisi said.

“Howdo you put a price on that vehicle?” Palisi added. “To me, it’s priceless.”
Firefighters managed to save at least 70 percent of the building’s contents, which included five other classic cars. They raced to the scene about 2:55 a.m. and had the blaze under control by 3:45 a.m., officials said.

Young expressed his thanks to the fire department for saving what they could of his items in the warehouse, saying “a lot of archival items were threatened and the fire department did a first-class job protecting them.”

The music legend had just returned from an appearance at the Specialty Equipment Market Association car show in Las Vegas, where he delivered a talk on the hybrid.
“I love my car,” he told the audience.

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Sheyla Hershey Has World’s Largest Breast Implants Removed

Sheyla Hershey naked breastsIs it just me, or does this woman look absolutey ridiculous? I don’t know what doctor did that to her face, but she should sue him for making her look like the Joker. Most people want to grow up to be doctors or firemen. Sheyla Hershey aspired to have the worlds largest breasts. What a douchebag.

Sheyla Hershey’s fight to save her M cup breast implants came to an end Thursday, as she underwent surgery in Richmond, Tex., to have them removed, myFOXhouston.com reported.

Hershey — who was trying to achieve fame for having the largest breasts in the world and has had over 30 plastic surgeries — was plagued by severe infections and high fevers after her most recent implant surgery in Brazil in June 2010.

Because implants as large as Hershey’s are illegal in the U.S., the Brazilian-born Houston, Tex., resident went to her home country earlier this year for the surgery.

But after the operation, Hershey became seriously ill and has since been closely monitored by a cosmetic surgeon, Dr. Ron Bucek, and an infectious disease expert, Dr. Shazia Gill, in Texas.

Before Thursday’s surgery to remove the implants, Bucek performed two other operations to help drain the infected areas, and a special vacuum had been suctioning the infection from Hershey’s body 24 hours a day for months.

“It’s the only thing that has saved my life, to be honest,” Hershey said of the device, though she added that it was “annoying” and “heavy.”

In a pre-surgery interview, Hershey said she was finally ready for all four implants — two in each breast — to be removed.

“I decided to go smaller — a lot smaller. I just want a normal size like a normal housewife has,” she said.

“I know it’s going to be a lot of pain on me because I love to have them, but I realize that my family comes first and I love my daughter and son and they come first.”

“Even though I love to have huge breasts … I’m going to try to live without it. Hopefully I will be done then and be happy and just running around with my kids!”

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General Petraeus Passes Out in Hearing

The general was probably thinking “What the hell was I thinking joing the Obama administration?” Dehydrated? Thats all he has to say about passing out in front of the rest of the blithering idiots in Washington? No wonder we are losing the war in Afghanistan.

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22 year old Dallas man accused of posing as high school basketball star, having sex with under aged girls

Guerdwich Montimer may have just won the coveted “Douchebag of the Year award for his antics down in the greater Dallas area. Odessa police say that school officials said Montimer enrolled at a junior high school and later at Permian High School last year with a fake birth certificate from Haiti. What a douchebag.

Guerdwich Montimer was arrested for the third time in four days, this time after a 16-year-old girl in Odessa told police and school district officials she had sex with him at a home in August when she thought he was 15-year-old Jerry Joseph, said Odessa police Cpl. Sherrie Carruth.

Officials said Montimer enrolled at a junior high school and later at Permian High School last year with a fake birth certificate from Haiti. Suspicions were raised recently after coaches at an amateur basketball tournament said they recognized Joseph as Montimer, a 2007 graduate of a Florida high school and a naturalized U.S. citizen from Haiti.

Montimer was being held in jail Friday on a $50,000 bond, according to a court affidavit released Friday.

Montimer was originally arrested Tuesday on a misdemeanor charge of failure to identify himself to a police officer, and school officials said he admitted that he wasn’t Joseph. He was arrested again Thursday on a third-degree felony charge of tampering with a government document.

A jail official said Friday there was no information about whether Montimer had an attorney. The sexual assault charge, a second-degree felony, carries a sentence of two to 20 years in prison and a fine up to $10,000.

Based on information provided by the girl, investigators determined Montimer “intentionally and knowingly engaged in a sexual relationship with a 15-year-old juvenile and portrayed himself to be 15 years old when he was actually 21 years of age,” Carruth, the Odessa police official, said in a statement.

Permian High School made the state basketball playoffs with Joseph helping lead the way as a sophomore star. Questions arose after the season, and Joseph was initially cleared by immigration authorities and allowed to return to the school.

The investigation continued, and a fingerprint from a passport found in his room matched one taken by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents after the allegations surfaced, according to an affidavit. School officials said Montimer confessed after he was confronted with the new evidence.

His last name has been widely reported as Montimere, including by The Associated Press, but an affidavit released Thursday had several references to official documentation with Montimer, the spelling used by Odessa police.

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