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Michelle Shocked Under Attack After Anti-Gay Rant On Stage In San Francisco

Last time I checked, people were still allowed to disagree with popular opinion in the United States of America. What is going on in this country where Americans are not allowed to have an opposing opinion to anything being pushed by the left?

Michelle Shocked, a one time lesbian, has found the lord almighty and has decided that Homosexuality is not for her. If Miss Shocked has decided that she disagree’s with the mainstream media terror campaign against anyone that says homosexuality is wrong, that is her prerogative and privilege as an American.

The democrat party in America should be brought up and charges for what they have done to this country. Their campaign of propaganda against morality and justice would make Adolf Hitler’s minister of propaganda Joseph Goebbels pink with envy.

Alt-folk singer Michelle Shocked, who gained wide fame on college radio and MTV in the late 80s and early 90s but has more recently become a born-again Christian, literally shocked audiences on Sunday at Yoshi’s San Francisco when during her second set she launched into a hate-filled speech about gays and gay marriage. “I live in fear,” she said, “that the world will be destroyed if gays are allowed to marry.”

Yoshi’s plugged the show calling Shocked “The most sophisticated hillbilly you ever met,” and her earlier reputation was one of a punk folkie who skateboarded, fought for progressive causes, and dug rock and roll. Indeed her politics still veer toward the left, as she was arrested during an Occupy L.A. protest, and she still calls herself “a radical skateboard punk-rock anarchist.” (Her first big album, Short Sharp Shocked, featured a cover photo of a San Francisco riot cop with a choke-hold around her neck during an 1980s protest.)

But as a member of the Pentacostal West Angeles Church of God in Christ, she seems to have become a fundamentalist Christian bigot too. Fans have earlier revolted when Shocked revealed she was anti-abortion as well.

A number of people tweeted about last night’s show (see below), and apparently many audience members walked out after her rant began. Yoshi’s subsequently shut down the show after the audience cleared out.

She also reportedly said, “You can go on Twitter and say ‘Michelle Shocked says God hates fags.’”

Shocked performed her first set without much comment, but returned for her second set with a definite agenda, and an anti-gay message she wanted to make known. Christine Penfield, who was in the audience and whose husband Matt was hired volunteered to live-tweet the show for Michelle from backstage, wrote, “In retrospect [it] seemed clear that she designed the show to deliver this message.” The timing may be motivated by the upcoming Supreme Court decisions on Prop 8 and DOMA.

Shocked, who was born to a Mormon mother and whose real name is Karen Johnston, sounded fairly depressed and at loose ends in this 2005 interview with New York Magazine, revealing her religiosity, discussing her previous alcoholism and failed marriage, and her “political” decision at age 22 to have her tubes tied, which she later regretted after multiple failed attempts at in-vitro fertilization.

She said the original decision was motivated by her desire never to be tempted to have an abortion. “I knew there was going to come a time in my life where I would want to speak vehemently about a woman’s right to choose without having it turned back on me, saying you’re acting out of guilt and shame because you had an abortion. I made the ultimate sacrifice.”

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Doomsday Reset to October 21 According to Harold Camping

With any luck the only thing that will happen on October 21 is that Harold Camping will meet his maker. Look at the guy. He is an old fossil. I can’t understand why anyone would listen to this idiot in the first place. This charlatan has cost a lot of people a lot of money. He should be flogged and ran out of town on a rail.

The Californian preacher insisted his prediction was only five months off, but revealed he felt so terrible when the world failed to end as he had proclaimed on Saturday that he left home and took refuge in a motel with his wife.

The world will now be consumed by a fireball on October 21 and 200 million Christians will be carried up to heaven, according to Mr Camping.

In the lead-up to May 21 Family Radio International, his independent ministry, spent millions on more than 5,000 billboards and 20 vehicles plastered with the Judgment Day message.

Much of the money came from donations, with some believers draining their bank accounts and giving away possessions.

The 89-year-old retired engineer previously declared the apocalypse would happen in 1994. When it didn’t materialise he blamed a mathematical error.

Jeff Hopkins spent heavily on petrol money driving back and forth from Long Island to New York City with an ominous sign on top of his car warning of the apocalypse.

The former television producer, 52, said: ‘I’ve been mocked and scoffed and cursed at and I’ve been through a lot with this lighted sign on top of my car.

‘I was doing what I’ve been instructed to do through the Bible, but now I’ve been stymied. It’s like getting slapped in the face.’

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Doomsday crowd looks foolish today

What a bunch of saps! What a bunch of morons! I have never seen a bigger collection of ass hats in my life. Here it is, Saturday May 21, 2011 and we are still all here.

In my short life of 49 years we have been on the brink of death so many times I cannot remember.

You doomsdayers are so stupid that you defy logic and reason. The rest of you stupid saps that are willing to accept and be afraid of virtually everything for the sake of fearing anything to appease your simplistic way of thinking should be eliminated from the gene pool.

You people with the “Chicken Little” attitude have been dragging my servers to the brink of crashing with all the traffic and almost all the hits the last few days have been for the “Doomsday” articles.

Its easy now to see how the whole global warming myth got traction. You people will believe anything your told. Like a bunch of spoon fed babies, you eat this shit up and crap it out to all of your friends.

Good God, when will you fools realize that regardless of when and how, we are all GOING TO DIE!

All of us. Everyone reading this right now is a good as dead, guaranteed. I can guarantee that you are all going to meet your maker.

So cut it out already. Go out and live your life free from fear of the inevitable you bunch of spineless sissies. JD

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Doomsday is Saturday May 21

Oddly enough, I have a sudden urge to make a tin foil hat.

A New York City man’s decision to spend his life savings on a transit-ad campaign warning riders that the world will end on Saturday has prompted a backlash from atheist groups, who say doomsday cults are nothing more than money-making scams.

Robert Fitzpatrick, a 60-year-old retired Metro Transportation Authority engineer, spent $140,000 — nearly his entire life savings — on 1,000 ads at bus shelters and on subway cars announcing the end of the world on May 21.

“Global Earthquake: The Greatest Ever! Judgment Day May 21, 2011,” the ads proclaim over a picture of Jerusalem at night and a clock on the verge of striking midnight.

The ads also encourage people to tune in to Family Radio, a listener-supported Christian radio network founded by doomsday cultist Harold Camping. The 89-year-old talk-radio personality has inspired thousands of people in North American to quit their jobs, empty their bank accounts, and hit the streets in an effort to “save” others. His Judgment Day billboards have appeared in cities around the world, as well as 17 Canadian cities, including Toronto, Kingston and Windsor.

“These doomsday cult leaders, under the guise of religion, are brainwashing people, convincing them to spend all their money so they can get into heaven,” David Silverman, president of the group American Atheists, told the Star. “It’s pathetic, and it’s very important we publicize this because it’s going to happen again. If we don’t ridicule and shame the people who are promoting this, they’re going to do it again next year.”

Indeed, doomsday cults have been predicting the end of the world for centuries. Camping predicted the world would end on Sept. 6, 1994, but was forced to admit he might have been wrong when the skies failed to open and the earth didn’t swallow up sinners.

But this time it’s for real, insists Fitzpatrick.

The Staten Island resident told the New York Daily News he feels he has an “obligation to warn people about what’s coming.” He has since disconnected his telephone.

“People who have an understanding [of end times] have an obligation to warn everyone,” said Fitzpatrick, who is also the author of The Doomsday Code, a self-published book that purports to explain how the Bible reveals what will happen to people who have not been “saved” by God by May 21.

Fitzpatrick claims his book teaches why and when the Earth was created, what happens to a person who dies, and which groups of people God will punish on Judgment Day.

Incidentally, the lower portion of Fitzpatrick’s subway and bus-stop ads promote his book.

“It’ll start just before midnight, Jerusalem time. It’ll be instantaneous and global,” Fitzpatrick told the Daily News of the earthquake that will destroy the planet. “There are too many scriptures talking about sudden destruction.”

Aaron Donovan, a spokesman for the Metropolitan Transit Authority, told the Star that Fitzpatrick’s ad campaign is among the more interesting ones he has seen.

“It’s the first time I can personally recall an ad of that nature, but that’s not to say it’s the first,” he said.

The MTA has a set of basic guidelines that all ads must follow, such as no nudity, four-letter words, or racist claims. But as long as the guidelines are adhered to, anything goes, Donovan said.

Silverman said people such as Camping and Fitzpatrick should be ridiculed to discourage their activities because society as a whole bears the cost when people are ruined thanks to proclamations by doomsday cults.

“What’s going to happen to these people when May 22 rolls around? We’re going to need to help them get back on their feet,” he said. “As a society, we tend to say, ‘Oh, it’s a religion so I’m not going to get involved.’ That is not valid. What is valid is that this is a scam.

“If your mother was involved in a scam, you’d stop her. We have to stop this kind of dishonest activity because more people are going to get hurt.”

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Brooklyn Nun recants accusation of rape after police release sketch of made-up suspect

A Brooklyn nun from a fringe Christian sect has confessed to an unholy lie: telling cops she was sexually attacked and left unconscious in a snowbank, sources said Monday.

After a police search for a hulking black man was launched, the 26-year-old white woman from the Apostles of Infinite Love convent in East Flatbush recanted, the sources said.

She told cops she made up the story in an attempt to cover up a consensual sex romp with a bodega worker inside the Glenwood Ave. residence.

A woman in religious garb who answered the door at the convent said the nun, identified as Mary Turcotte, suffered an “emotional break” and made everything up – even her excuse.

“Nothing happened, none of it,” said the woman, who declined to give her name.

“It was all proven to be false. It wasn’t her fault. She is going to move out and we are going to get her some help.”

The convent appears to be linked to a Canadian-based religious order founded in the 1960s by a defrocked Catholic priest who ordained himself Pope.

Turcotte claimed she was headed there the night of Jan. 22 when a thug ambushed her, choked her until she passed out and dragged her – in her habit – eight blocks.

She said she awoke in the snow with her underwear down and her breasts exposed. She said she was treated at a hospital and sought counsel from her Mother Superior.

Police were informed of the rape last Thursday, and put out an alert asking for the public’s help in finding a suspect – described as black, 40 to 50 years old, 6-feet-4 and up to 250 pounds.

Cops released a sketch, but they were skeptical someone could have dragged or carried a woman in nun’s gear through the streets without drawing notice.

When a penitent Turcotte recanted, her excuse was that she needed a story to cover up a real sexual encounter: bedding a shop worker she sneaked into the convent through the back door, sources said.

Police have not charged her with any crime.

No one at the convent would discuss the order’s affiliation, but the Apostles of Infinite Love sect based in Quebec has been described as a cultlike group that has successfully fended off sex abuse allegations.

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