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Meth Lab Explodes In Man’s Pants

The Oklahoma Highway Patrol says a portable methamphetamine lab exploded in a man’s pants as he tried to run away from a state trooper during a traffic stop.

Tulsa television station KOTV reports the incident happened shortly after midnight Friday in Okmulgee County. Authorities say the man tried to run away when the trooper asked him about a chemical smell.

Trooper Shiloh Hall says the man had an active meth lab in his pants that burst during a struggle with the trooper. The man was checked out by emergency personnel and booked in the Okmulgee County jail on a drug charge.

A portable meth lab is also known as a one-pot lab, where a smaller batch of the drug is manufactured.

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Jon Lovitz Calls Obama a Fu*&ing A%$hole

Jon Lovitz, an early “Saturday Night Live” cast member, had some harsh words for President Barack Obama over the weekend.

In an interview with “Clerks” director Kevin Smith, Lovitz, a registered Democrat who voted for Obama in 2008, bashed the president for his class warfare rhetoric and the notion that the wealthy don’t pay their fair share in taxes.

“This whole thing with Obama saying the rich don’t pay their taxes is fucking bullshit, and I voted for the guy and I’m a Democrat. What a fucking asshole,” Lovitz said.

“First they say … ‘You can do anything you want. Go for it.’ So then you go for it, and then you make it, and everyone’s like, ‘Fuck you,’” Lovitz said. “[Obama] is the perfect example. He’s amazing. He had nothing … and the guy ends up being at Harvard. He’s the president of the United States. And now he’s like, ‘Fuck me and everybody who made it like me.’”

The interview was part of a series on Lovitz’s podcast called “The ABC’s of SNL” where the comedian tells behind-the-scenes stories of his time at Studio 8H, where he was a regular from 1985 to 1990.

Lovitz also criticized Smith for “masquerading as a 99 percenter” — a reference to the Occupy Wall Street movement that the director said he supports.

Later on in the podcast when Lovitz’s diatribe against Obama really started to heat up, Smith suggested that the government would come and shut down the podcast.

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Biden Jokes about Secret Service Threatening to Shoot Florida’s Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commissioner

Vice President Joe Biden visited the Florida Everglades on Monday to promote the Everglades Restoration Project and joked about his Secret Service detail threatening to shoot the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation commissioner.

During his speech at Everglades National Park, Biden pointed out Commissioner Ronald Bergeron, who he said tried to convince him to visit the Everglades 10 years ago. Bergeron was appointed to the commission in 2007 by then Gov. Charlie Crist.

“He wanted me to wrestle alligators. You all think I’m kidding. I’m not kidding. He’s one crazy son-of-a-gun. Where are you Ronnie? There he is. And the worst part is, [Sen.] Bill [Nelson] introduced me to him. I wondered, Bill, why? He said, ‘No, he wants [you] just to do a little project with him. I thought the project was something about restoring the Everglades. It was about seeing whether or not I was really an athlete,” Biden said.

“But you see this man right here, my Secret Service guy? He played in pro-football, also was on that national championship team – the Clemson had. He said if I go, he’ll shoot you, Ronnie, so …I’m only kidding. That’s not true. He didn’t say he’d shoot Ronnie. He said he’d shoot the alligator if I went. I just think it’s incredible, and I still think you’re nuts, Ronnie,” Biden said.

The Everglades is made up of four million acres of interconnected wetlands – 1.5 million of which makes up the Everglades National Park. It is home to more than 60 endangered and threatened species.

The Everglades Restoration project is considered the largest environmental restoration project in the nation’s history at a cost of $13.5 billion paid for through a 50/50 state-federal partnership. The project covers 16 counties over an 18,000 square-mile area.

“The Everglades Restoration project passed back in 2000 because of the guys behind me and work started by the governor, but not one project encompassed in that entire … everglades preservation, restoration project had started until we came into office,” the vice president said.

“And since we’ve come to office, with the priority of the men behind me, we made a commitment investing almost $1.5 billion that’s already begun to have a profound economic impact on the state,” Biden added.

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George Zimmerman Guilty of Self Defense


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Global Warming and the Supreme Court

Global warming advocates protesting in a blizzard.

I have been pondering things for a bit of time. I know this may seem hard to believe, but I actually have thoughts of my own. So I am sitting here and its rather late, but I get roped into yet another documentary about global warming.

There are a few things that most people do not do. One of the first is that they tend to never actually research anything they read in the paper or on the internet or what they may see on television. People tend to blindly believe what they see or hear without any reservation to a dissenting point of view on almost any given issue.

Another thing that most of us do is hear. Hearing is a very natural human sense. Unfortunately most of us hear, setting aside of course people that are deaf, but we do not listen. I on the other hand listen and not simply hear.

The media fully understands this concept. They also work on the assumption that there are many people in America today that only just hear, but they do not comprehend most of what they are actually hearing.

This allows for a huge blurring of the lines. What I mean to say is that a guy might get hit by a car, but by the time I hear the story, he was running from a bank he just robbed after shooting an armed guard and was hit while trying to carjack a woman with three kids in her car.

So while listening to most of these documentaries, I am always amazed at how they are incredibly careful as to how they word things.

Such as a “scientist” who looked into the camera and said “If these numbers are accurate, then the world would have 22% less land mass in 50 years.”

She did not say the numbers were accurate. She did not say that their science had shown conclusively that the numbers were accurate. She simply made a statement based on an assumption, yet the way she made it sound, we are going to be under water in fifty years.

Statements like these do two things. They make people afraid, which is the general intent here, and they are so sensational that they stick in the average simpletons head to be propagated to all the other simpletons out there.

On to the comparison between global warming and the Supreme Court.

Most of us clearly understand that we have a Supreme Court that is rife with opinions. Some even call it an “Activist Court.”

This would mean that the Supreme Court has an agenda based not on law or the constitution, but on political ideology.

I would tend to agree with that. I truly believe that there is no way for any human being to make any decision without their core beliefs being factored into that decision.

Core beliefs are what we all believe to be the only way of perceiving things that transpire around us in the world. Politically, religiously and socially, its what we believe is absolutely undeniable truth. The way we think about these things comes from the way we are brought up by our parents and what we believe as independent thinking humans.

With that being said, what would make any of us believe that these so called global warming “scientists are any different?

Is there anyone out there that believes that their own ideas and beliefs are not the God’s honest truth? That is if you even believe that God is real. Yet another opinion on things if your an agnostic.

When I watch these documentaries, I am always listening. Most of these shows are predicated on theory and speculation, nothing else.

These so called “scientists” almost seem to be hedging their bets, either because they are afraid that their opinions today might prevent them from their government funded grants, which for those of you that don’t know help to pay for their own existence, or because they know that to date, the science has not been proven to be scientifically accurate.

The only thing I ask for in the global warming debate is intellectual honesty. I have to this day not once seen any evidence that global warming even exists.

The idea of so many people blindly following along like pigs being led off to slaughter is absolutely fascinating.

Then again I am equally as fascinated that there are people that believe that a judge can base his or her decisions with regard to law and the constitution without bias. Go figure. JD

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