Storage Wars Nabila Hannis in, Dave Hester out

dave hesteris an idiot egocentric prick

Once again Dave Hester shows the world that he is nothing more than an arrogant selfish little boy lost in the world of greed and egomania.

Hester was out in L.A. this weekend … sporting a hat with his signature catchphrase on it … when he told a TMZ photographer he hasn’t locked up a deal to return to the show next season.

To me this would be a good thing because although Hester mixes it up with the other people on Storage Wars, he also makes you want to reach into your TV set and strangle him because he is such an arrogant prick.

Enter Nabila Hannis. A&E is playing Nabila as a rival of Dave Hester because I am sure they have seen this coming with Hester being so egocentric that he probably believes that he is the only reason anyone watches the show.

Earth to Dave, Earth to Dave. I have asked many of my friends at work and read the comments on this site and many others, and here is the real reason people watch the show. Men watch to leer at Brandi Passante and see what is found in the lockers, and women seem to like the treasure hunt aspect of the show.

That’s it. Nothing more. Its not you acting like a moron and bidding up lockers against your own perceived enemies, although its funny at times. Its not your dopey hat and stupid truck.

Okay it might be a little to watch the back of your neck because when you look up the back of your neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

Nabila Hannis is attractive, funny and competitive, has a lot of appeal to a broader audience than you and will hook old geezers like me into watching the show. That’s exactly what A&E wants.

Dave Hester should think that perhaps they have done some internal polling and are finding that he is actually driving viewers away and they don’t want him back.

Dave if your reading this, and I know you are, look up “Jackie The Jokeman Martling” from the Howard Stern Show. Jackie had a great gig with Howard Stern. He made good money, he got free plugs everyday on Howards show, he was on top of the comedy world.

Where is he now? Faded into obscurity just like you will Dave if you leave Storage Wars.

Nice to meet you Nabila. You are a wonderful addition to Storage Wars and pleasing to the eyes as well. JD

43 Comments

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43 Responses to Storage Wars Nabila Hannis in, Dave Hester out

  1. Jim

    For Dave, not to be able to destroy a maggot like Jerrod for the sake of the show, had to be driving him crazy.

  2. John

    Dave Hester is the man-without him I will not watch storage wars again.Plus everybody I know will not watch it without Dave the main man Hester.

  3. Drew Del

    You got that one right, I would LOVE to jump thru the TV and strangle Dave Hester! In fact I’s like to buy a plane ticket to Cali and punch him! But I love Barry! He makes the show.

  4. Oh grow up there junior and act your age. Your a man and unless your gay you think the same way. Your just too much of a pussy to admit it.  

  5. Frankie Grantab

    Can’t believe the horrible sexist remarks from immature men on this line about Brandi.  Anyone who’s been married (and they are!) can see they’re are a great team with a great act going.    Jerrod’s man enough to step back & let Brandi do her thing.  Darrell & Brandon add  color to the show and Darrell’s funny as hell.  Barry is just precious, I love him – who doesn’t?    Now there’s Dave – I liked him because he reminds me of a tough boss I had who was a great mentor.   But seeing the reviews of his stores, I’m a little dissapointed that he overcharges and sells junk.  I do re-sale and never sell junk or overcharge, and I keep my customers.  Say it ain’t so, Dave.    

  6. Storageforlife

    Darell , The Gambler and his son are the best and real people on the show..Brandi isn’t all that

  7. Storageforlife

    I think May is Just Dave Hester in disguise posting here thrashing his replacement..lol..YUUUUPPP

  8. Terry

    Only reason people watch the show is because of Barry.
     And that’s all.

  9. Dave hester was cool, seems to be a great businessman and knows the business. I think the show need him for all the reasons, many are glad he’s out. BUT Nabila will be a great addition and she is a HOTTIE. The first time they showed her, she got googled. OH YEAH

  10. Peter Carr

    No wounder A&E axed Dave Hester.  What an embarrassment.

    Network’s wants their shows to be popular, popular meaning watched, watched equals advertising, advertising equals dollars and. we all know television is all about dollars. 

    There’s a big difference between an ‘arrogant character’ and Dave Hester. An ‘arrogant character’ provides humour which Hester doesn’t posses. On the contrary Dave Hester portrays himself in the best ever negative way possible;self-centered, self-serving, self-loathing, materialistic, embarrassing arrogant fool. Although I do like it when he makes a complete ass out of himself calling his co-star Darrel Sheets an idiot; “That’s why people think you’re an idiot Darrel”. YUP Dave, thank you for proved my point!

  11. Tom

    I don’t get it?!?!? Darell is the biggest retard and irritant, he finds a bag of old shoes and he thinks he’s hit the jackpot. Darrell frequently overvalues the junk he finds and thinks he’s a genius.

  12. Codi

    Dave is annoying, I’ll agree, but he’s also a great businessman. I’m always amazed by what he can make a profit on. Every shows needs a villain, and I think Dave fits that role perfectly.

  13. Mr. Troll

    Hester does draw attention to the show, but also in a way makes a few hundreds of viewers quit the show. I think he’s an ass, and that someone needs to teach him a lesson. Barry, my favorite character always gets screwed over by Hester, and Hester always says: “Barry is an easy target.” which puts me at my boiling point. I think one day, Hester is going to get a shitload of Karma, and hopefully, it’s on the show so I can see it.  

  14. Womagic

    I stopped watching strictly because of Dave Hester. I was hooked on the show but literally just because of how awful he is to watch it stopped. He is the most pathetic man and I would love five minutes alone in a locked room with him and just beat him senseless and show him how much of a nothing he is. He does not have one good quality as a human.

  15. hoo

    every one in this show sucks besides darrell and jarrodd and brandi

  16. BubbaT

    We watch it for Barry & Brandi/whatshisface. Daryl is ok. I often wonder if hester is as bad as it seems. You know they play this shit up for drama.

  17. Rufus

    Dave in entertaining but is a putz. Barry Weiss is why I watch it he’s hilarious.

    • Geor

      Hester need to be bound and gagged, then locked away in a unit, with a plastic bag taped around his neck, I hate his fucking guts so bad. Someone needs to drown him shoot him and for fucks sake kill him hes a big waste of skin, they have to fuck him up so we never have to watch him ever again, along with nabila the gorilla fucker both are so fucking rotten to have to listen to, put gilligans island back on and stop with this bullshit, they both suck , will someone please do these pricks in and let the rest have some fun, I really cant watch this anymore.

  18. nabila

    Nabila sucks ass. She’s annoying, arrogant and just isn’t entertaining. Get rid of her.

  19. Cassie

    I actually like Dave Hestor. I think he has his likable moments, such as when he talked about his father. Or when he bought a puppy. He obviously cares about the right things, such as family. Perhaps manipulation on his part, to try to appeal to people, but obviously it’s not working considering the vitriol thrown his way. I find some part of his personality genuine. Makes him a complex individual, rather than just a one dimensional villain.

    • Cassie,  did you not see the episodes where Dave Hester villified his brother, or pulled the crap on his own son? I don’t think I have missed enough episodes that I somehow missed enough to give anyone the impression that Dave cares about anything but Dave. The puppy, even t6he most sadistic killers loved a puppy

  20. Barry

    A pro buyer doesn’t need to or want to run somebody up.
    Why would a pro buyer try to burn up someones money by running them up?
    In the long run, it would only cost them big.
     
    First, you could get stuck with it. I’ve certainly seen this happen.
     
    Secondly, why would you want to piss off your competition who might have deep pocket? Very very deep pockets.
     
    Pro buyers pay attention to the unit, and need to double their money. Pro buyers set their limit, and if it goes past, they walk away. Paying retail for a unit is a waste of time and money. Anyone can go to a store and pay retail.
     
    Pro buyers duke it out in the hallway, and then can go out to lunch with each other, and talk and laugh about the auction. If someone thinks that they will bump someone out of the business, …even if they somehow did, there is always someone next in line to take their place.
     
    Some of my best and most trusted friends were my competition in the hallway, and Nabila ain’t one of them.
     
    And honestly, if you want to gamble on lockers, you’ve got a better chance of winning in Vegas.
    Much better.

  21. Lisa

    Nabila is irritating female version of Dave with no skills.  She is so preoccupied with other people and what they are doing for some strange reason.  She has mental problems for sure.  If she becomes a regular I won’t watch the show anymore. 

  22. Barry

    You really wanna see some interesting TV? Tell Nabila to show up to a REAL auction here in L.A. With Paco, and Harry, and Mr. Kim, etc, and watch what happens in “reality”. NOW THIS I’D PAY BIG BUCKS TO SEE!! All the Kings horses and all the Kings men, wouldn’t be able to piece Nabila back together again.

  23. Barry

    I think that some here need enlightening. If you knew what I know about Nabila, I promise you, you’d feel differently. I’d rather poke my own eyes out with a cactus, and eats poisonous toads before I’d say anything nice about her. There is nothing nice about her. Not one single thing. I have never in my entire life met anyone so reprehensible and vile. She belongs in jail. Not on TV. She is the Devil incarnate. And I know her very well, and have for years. I repeat, you appear to be enjoying Satan’s daughter. Do your homework. Pardon me while I go puke.

  24. Jarrodisanidiot

    Brandi and Jarrod are BY FAR my least participants.

    I recognize the necessity of people like that, but god they are annoying.

  25. Oh Buzz

    I’ve got a signed picture with Brandi and Jerrod from their open house at their Orange. She IS a hottie fer sure! If you’re ever in the area come on down to Now and Then Thrift Store, 810 N. Tustin. You might get lucky and catch the stars when they’re not filming.
     
    Buzz

  26. HESTER HAS TO GO. I AND WATCH THE SHOW ANY MORE BECAUSE OF HIS ANNOYING DEMENOR. I LOVE THE EPISODE WHEN JARRED HELPED THE NEW GUY THAT BEAT HIM OUT OF A LOCKER. IT SHOWED A TREMENDUS AMOUNT OF CLASS . SOME THING HESTER HAS NONE OF

    • nath

      i like the episode when he drops the snuff box on the floor i was loving it what a bellend hester is

      • Geor

        The thing that would have topped that was when he bent over to pick up his broken box, someone smashed his narrowminded little waste of skin head, with his truck door to his death, he is a little fucker, if I had the money to go out to that side of the US, I would do so to just kick the living shit out of him to his death, he sucks, he has vengensence in all he says and does, he need to get bumpped off, it need to happen they should lock his ass inside a box, and wedge the doors shut use 5 rolls of duct tape and kill that fucker, he needs to die, the one and only show that someone from his family was on shows, they hate his guts, they would kill him but they are the closest enemies, and some bunch should torch his business, and tell his kid to go do some other job, he will be the next little cocksucker that gets it next, then that lesbe nagilla the borilla, shes hesters other brother, like a dike in sheeps clothing, she will ruin the show, get rid of those frucking morons NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • KR

          Wow, got some anger/intelligence/education issues there? You either need serious counseling or to be in jail because you’re an idiot.

          • Geor

            No hester needs to be in jail, and has school issues because his words are never spoke correct, he is a waste of skiin a big bag of shit, and look into this, he has screwed his own family over big time, do so research, then you will see that his family would sooner have him killed because of the stuff he has done, and then you will be enlightened….Peace the fuck out!!

  27. Randy

    Hester is a tool and frankly he has a lot of psych problems. However, Nabila is a female Dave. The simple fact is that the real star of the show is Barry and Brandi/jared. Barry is hella funny and a real character. If hwe left I would not watch anymore.

  28. J Morrison

    Dave should be gone he is annoying it good they are bring Nabila on board they should attract more females to bid against the men. It will be a lot more interesting.

  29. You’re right on the money about Brandi Passante and Nabila Hannis. How did Jarrod get a wife that smoking hot? 

  30. Charles Manson

    I don’t get it with some of these postings here.
    It appears that a few of the viewers can’t seem to figure it out, that the so called “Bad Guy” in any movie or series, where it is on the big or little screen, is the one that draws the viewers attention to the show.
    If that is Dave’s scripted role, then more power to him, I say. As no matter what goes on with any show, the “Bad Guy” is always getting a lot of attention.
    The reason you may ask? Because, with out that type of role, it would always be dull, as everyone wants to see what the “Bad Guy” is up to and will do next.
    Even cartoons have the so called “Bad Guys”.
    Wake up people and smell the roses..

  31. You are absolutely right! I can not stand DAVE HESTER! I would love for him to leave the show. I hate watching him. I agree with everything you said. I watch to see what kind of treasures they find. I actually root for the other guys to get a locker and profit, but not for Dave. He is evil. His whole purpose is to sabotage the others. The other guys are just trying to make a living. I would not miss him at all. And I don’t understand why people are intertained by watching someone be an arrogant jerk.

  32. Charles Manson

    You are wrong about Dave from where I sit in my TV chair. I think Dave is a funny guy with a good sense of humor, unlike some of the others in the show that don’t project any humor into the show at all. When he comes driving up with his fleet of trucks with “Yuuup” stamped all over them, you have to give him credit for being smart enough to one up the competition in the entertainment industery.
    On top of that it sounds like we might have some “I wish I could be’s” in the story above. He is not only makeing money with the show, but also with his noterity and business.
    I ask you, what is going on with this site? We can safetly bet it isn’t makeing nearly the same amount..  Yuuup!!

    • Drew Del

      He isn’t going to be on the show this coming season. Yay!  He botched about not being able to keep the good items that the producers planted in the rooms! Lol. They weren’t his to begin with. He’s trying to sue discovery, he won’t Win tho. I wish Darrel would Fuck him up.

  33. Nabila is a great addition to the show.  I agree that Hester is annoying and not a good part of the show.

  34. Although i somewhat agree with your posting, i actually find Hester entertaining. I’m a fan of his and know for one it IS tv.  You need to have personalities of all walks of life and he fits that arrogant / egotistical the best.  I hate to sound somewhat sexist, but its a role a man best plays!  Just my .02 cents. :)

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