Daily Archives: February 4, 2011

Florida Teens Arrested For Facebook Death Threats

Mistakenly believing that a middle school classmate had caused the arrest of a friend, a quartet of Florida teenagers exchanged Facebook messages discussing the killing of the suspected “snitch,” according to police.

The students–three 14-year-olds and a 13-year-old–were arrested yesterday at school and charged with aggravated stalking, a felony.

Lee County Sheriff’s Office investigators allege that the death threats were spurred by the arrest of Nicholas Gonzalez, 13, who was nabbed for possession of a firearm on the campus of the North Fort Myers Academy for the Arts. According to a sheriff’s report, immediately after Gonzalez’s January 27 collar, the four students arrested yesterday began exchanging Facebook messages about the bust.

In communications posted to 13-year-old Nichole Cruz’s Facebook page, the students threatened the life of a boy who was suspected of notifying police about Gonzalez carrying a weapon. The boy, whose name police redacted from the probable cause statement, had “no involvement” in Gonzalez’s bust and “in no way participated with law enforcement regarding that incident,” according to investigators.

In light of the Facebook threats (which were discovered by the boy’s mother), the “emotionally distraught” victim told deputies that he was “very afraid to return to school for fear someone would kill him…He stated if one student had already brought a gun to school, what would keep another from bringing a gun to school to kill him.”

As detailed in the sheriff’s report, Cruz–who described Gonzalez as the “love of her life”–first reported to have “Found out who Nick’s snitch is,” and named the boy in a Facebook post. She later wrote, “He ruined my bestfriend’s life! And ima end his!!”

Amber Fredrick, 14, responded, “Oh that little bitch is dead. Just u have to show me who he is first then he is dead.”

Hope Williams, 14, noted, “IMA HELP KILL HIM!! THAT PUNK RUINED OUR LIVES!! HES SOO DEAD!!

And Camren Monroe, 14, chimed in, “Ima kill his ass.”

Cruz, Williams, Monroe, and Fredrick are pictured above, clockwise from upper left, in mug shots taken yesterday.

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Brooklyn Teen Arrested for Assault for Pummeling Mailman With Snowballs

Okay, what kind of parent teaches their kid that its okay to pummel civil servants with snowballs?

I’m sure this mail carrier was simply minding his own business and delivering the mail in some shit box ghetto, when this little miscreant took it upon himself to attack the guy with snow balls.

Not funny. Perhaps a bit of time in jail will help Walter Ward make better decisions when loitering in the hood.

A snowball attack on a Brooklyn mailman got a teenager arrested when the horseplay turned violent, cops said Thursday.

Walter Ward, 16, was charged with criminal possession of a weapon – snowballs – and assault.

“He’s innocent and looks forward to the opportunity to resolve this matter,” defense lawyer Jacob Lipsky said following Ward’s arraignment last night in Brooklyn Criminal Court.

Prosecutors said Ward not only hit postal carrier Russell Bumpurs with snowballs but pummeled the civil servant in the head and face with his fists.

The 33-year-old victim’s injuries were serious enough to require medical attention.

The Wednesday afternoon beatdown happened while Bumpurs was delivering mail on E.54th St. in Flatlands.

Bumpurs told cops that when he asked Ward to stop throwing snowballs at him, the teen attacked him, police said.

Lipsky countered that other teenagers were responsible for the attack and that Ward intervened to stop it.

Ward, who was also charged with menacing and harassment, was released to the custody of his mother last night.

He refused to comment and covered his head with his jacket after leaving the courthouse.

Judge Joanne Quinones issued an order of protection on behalf of Bumpurs and warned Ward he’d be arrested again if he went near the mailman.

“Yes, ma’am,” Ward said when Quinones asked him if he understood.

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Long Beach CA. Tells Teens To Pull Their Pants Up

This is a dynamic that has always fascinated me about our male youth and the way they wear their pants around their knees. I hate when my pants ride down on my ass. Its incredibly uncomfortable and nearly impossible to do anything productive.

But I see these kids walking through stores and parks with their pants down around their knees and their gigantic boxer shorts sticking out covering their ass.

I am pretty up front about this to these reprobates. I say things like “Nice underwear” or “Hey your underwear are showing.”

they usually look at me like something is wrong with me, but the reality of the situation is that the greater percentage of society thinks that these kids look retarded with their pants around their knees.

Way to go Long Beach.

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