Daily Archives: June 29, 2010

Larry King Fossilizes, turns into petrified wood

Larry King Fossilizes, turns to petrified wood

Are you kidding me? Larry King quits? D’ya think? Larry King has not been relevant for ten years. The man sits there with that look of constipation on his face for an hour a day, asking the lamest questions to people from Hollywood, who are only on Larry King Live to do PR for their piss poor behavior as human beings, and Larry asks how they like soccer.

Larry King is so old that the man farts dust! He has been married more times that Elizabeth Taylor, and looks like H.R. Puffinstuff on acid! King’s show gets a negative 1 share, meaning that less than 0 people might be watching his dopey show!

The Larry King announcement wreaks of CNN sending this hardened artery out to pasture to visit with Connie Chung and the soon to be retired Katie Couric, who has become so incredibly unwatchable that no one will bang her with Larry Kings dick.

Good riddance Larry King, You unconscionable prick. Your softball questions to the drug addicts and convicts of Hollywood will be missed about as much as a bad case of hemorrhoids. JD

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Burning body found on 210 Freeway in Claremont

Burning body found on 210 Freeway in Claremont

I heard about this on the radio as I was on my way to have breakfast with my daughters. I passed the incident and there were at least ten news vans, ten cop and coroner cars and vans examining the crime scene.

On the way home I had to drive directly past the crime scene, but instead decided to get off the 210 at Baseline Road where the body actually was. There is no Monte Vista exit on the 210 freeway.

Once off the freeway, I was diverted to another street because a moving van had crashed through a wall and into a backyard at the corner of Baseline and Benson. What a mess.

Once through all of these maladies, I managed to get home just in time to get ready for work. A wonderful day in the San Gabriel Valley. JD

Los Angeles County firefighters discovered a charred body after extinguishing a fire on the side of the 210 Freeway in Claremont this morning.
The California Highway Patrol received a call of a brush fire on the eastbound 210 east of Base Line Road at 3:40 a.m. The location is about 20 feet from the San Bernardino County line.

“The Los Angeles County Fire Department arrived on scene and discovered there was a body that had been set on fire,” said CHP Officer Steven Cuevas.

Claremont police came to the scene at 4:10 a.m. to investigate the death. The slow lane has been closed for an unknown duration.

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flying car gets go-ahead from US air authorities

flying car gets go-ahead from US air authorities

Um . . . Isn’t that an airplane? Shouldn’t this thing be called a driving plane? JD

The Transition was designed as a “light sport” aircraft, the smallest kind of private aeroplane under FAA classification, with a maximum weight of 1,320lb.

But the manufacturers found it impossible to fit the safety features – airbags, crumple zones and roll cage, for instance – that are required for road vehicles into that weight.

Uniquely, however, the FAA has granted the Transition an exemption – allowing it to be classified as a light sport aircraft despite being 120lb over the limit.

Light sport aircraft licences require just 20 hours’ flying time, making them much easier to obtain than full private licences.

The two-seater Transition can use its front-wheel drive on roads at ordinary highway speeds, with wings folded, at a respectable 30 miles per gallon. Once it has arrived at a suitable take-off spot – an airport, or adequately sized piece of flat private land – it can fold down the wings, engage its rear-facing propellor, and take off. The folding wings are electrically powered.

Its cruising speed in the air is 115mph, it has a range of 460 miles, and it can carry 450lb. It requires a 1,700-foot (one-third of a mile) runway to take off and can fit in a standard garage.

Terrafugia says that one of the major advantages of the Transition over ordinary light aircraft is safety – in the event of inclement weather, it can simply drive home instead of either being grounded or flying in unsafe conditions.

The company says that 70 people have ordered the car, leaving a $10,000 (£6,650) deposit each. The car is expected to retail at $194,000 (£129,000). Deposits are held in escrow, meaning that should the company go bankrupt before delivery, the money will be refunded.

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