Daily Archives: June 12, 2010

World Cup Soccer Sucks

Okay I know, I know. Soccer is the greatest sport in the world. In Italy and Spain its more popular than blah blah blah. I don’t care. The fact remains that soccer to most Americans is about as exciting as watching glue harden. Its about as interesting as a five pound sack of fertilizer.

Sorry folks, that’s just the way it is and its just the way its going to remain for infinity. Why? Because we have football. For the record, soccer is not football. Not in America. It never was and it never will be. American football has consumed American sports enthusiasts for years, and I don’t see this changing any time soon.

Lets face it. Soccer is only hockey on grass in slow motion and its so easy that even small kids can be good at it. Who wants to watch a sport played by people with names we cannot pronounce, and people making annoying noise throughout the game?

My theory is that people watching soccer decided to make it interesting and created La Crosse, a sport where people are actually allowed to touch each other and then they added cool sticks with nets to hit each other with.

Soccer is the only game I have ever seen where the game can end in a 0-0 tie. A TIE?? There are no tie games in real sports! What the hell is that? A tie . . . flip a God Damn coin or something for Christ’s sake. A tie . . . .

And exactly how is it that these “Great soccer players” can miss the goal in the first place? The damn thing is bigger than a garage door. A blind man couldn’t miss it.

Today I am going to watch a bunch of grown men run back and forth on a 400 acre field chasing a ball with only their feet, and kinda come close to kicking it in a giant net for three hours and not score a single friggin point. Its gonna be great.

Oh, lets not forget the wonderful riots created by the fans, which at times appear to be an assemblage of the biggest morons on the planet. When their team wins 1 to nothing, they beat the hell out of the opposing teams fans and burn down the stadium. Wonderful indeed.

I would rather watch lawn darts. I would be more entertained by people riding unicycles on acid. I would find more fun in watching professional bowling.

You can keep your leppo game of soccer. You want more Americans to watch, make the field 75 feet shorter, 25 feet narrower, give those guys helmets and pads and make it full contact. JD

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Violent car accident postpones wedding in Pittsburgh

A wedding of a Library couple scheduled for today has been postponed as the bride-to-be’s mother remained in critical condition from a violent accident Friday just outside a Pleasant Hills restaurant where a rehearsal dinner was scheduled.

The woman, Brenda Schragel, was the most seriously injured among seven people treated for injuries suffered in the two-vehicle accident on Route 51 at the entrance to Primanti Brothers.

The wedding of her daughter Dana Gump to Jason Kirschner, which had been scheduled for 2 p.m. today at St. Francis of Assisi Church in Finleyville, has been postponed.

The accident occurred about 7:40 p.m. just outside a construction area where two southbound lanes of traffic merge into one. About 30 guests for the rehearsal dinner were already at the restaurant. The car with Ms. Schragel, her husband Keith Schragel, and Ms. Schragel’s son and his girlfriend was the last to arrive.

Ms. Schragel’s son made a left turn to cross the southbound lanes as a car in the passing lane stopped and waved him through. But a truck with three people inside and traveling in the curb lane at a speed police said was higher than the 30 mph posted limit, struck the vehicle broadside.

The accident is being investigated by Allegheny County police. Pleasant Hills police reported the accident was the third to occur on that stretch of road on Friday alone. The others resulted in no injuries.

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4 year old Malachi Johnson dies after falling 23 stories from New York flat

NEW YORK (AP) – A 4-year-old boy is dead after falling 23 stories from the balcony of his apartment building in the Bronx.

Authorities say Malachi Johnson had been playing on the terrace of his Co-op City tower at about 7:45 p.m. when he somehow made it over the railing.

City building inspectors had ordered the terraces in the building and six others closed last month after finding some with deteriorated concrete and other problems.

Residents weren’t supposed to be using them until repairs were made.

A Buildings Department spokesman says the balcony that they boy fell from was sound, however, and that the accident doesn’t appear to be related to any structural problems.

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19 killed in Mexico Drug Rehab Attack

I have a great idea. Lets pass an amnesty law and let these common criminals immigrate to America and become U.S. citizens. Better yet, lets attack anyone who tries to do anything to stop it as Nazis and racists. It’ll be fun.

Gunmen stormed a private drug and alcohol treatment clinic in northern Mexico and opened fire, killing 19 people and wounding four, authorities said Friday.

Dozens of armed men arrived in a convoy outside the church-run facility Fe y Vida, or Faith and Life, about 11 p.m. Thursday.

Rene Castillo, the center’s pastor, said the men, outfitted with protective vests and face masks, first claimed to be police officers. They fatally shot some of the victims in their rooms, but herded most outside the three-story center before executing them, Castillo said by telephone from the city of Chihuahua.

Castillo said the facility housed two dozen men ages 17 to 60. Some had been gang members involved in criminal activities at one time, he said. But the pastor said the victims were trying to get their lives together.

“They were looking for a way forward,” he said.

The attack was the first such incident in Chihuahua, capital of the border state of the same name.

A number of similar clinic attacks, including one in September that left 18 people dead, have taken place in Ciudad Juarez, about 220 miles north of Chihuahua city and the deadliest place in the country as a result of soaring spiraling drug violence.

Drug treatment centers, many of them fly-by-night operations employing questionable strong-arm methods, are targeted by criminal gangs because they sometimes harbor addicts from rival groups or are used as hide-outs, recruiting grounds and drug-selling points, officials and analysts say.

A spokesman for the Chihuahua state prosecutor’s office said the shooters Thursday night left behind written messages, but he declined to reveal the contents. Hit men in Mexico’s drug war frequently scrawl threatening or taunting notes and drop them alongside the bodies of their enemies.

Authorities did not specify a motive for the attack.

Martin Sandoval, a neighbor who was once treated at the center, said he heard at least three extended bursts of gunfire from what sounded like automatic weapons.

“There were a lot of shots,” he said in a telephone interview.

More than 23,000 people have been killed amid drug-related violence in Mexico since December 2006, when President Felipe Calderon declared war on drug cartels and mobilized troops to fight them.

Since then, the state with the largest number of killings has been Chihuahua, though its capital has largely escaped the worst of the mayhem.

Calderon, in South Africa to watch Mexico play in the leadoff game of the World Cup, issued a statement condemning the latest clinic attack and vowed not to let up in his offensive against traffickers.

“They are outrageous acts that reinforce the conviction of the need to fight with the full force of the law against criminal groups that carry out such acts of barbarism,” Calderon said.

Sandoval said he knew a number of the men at the drug facility and that some were members of the Mexicles gang, which has battled with another violent gang in northern Chihuahua state, the Aztecas.

The two groups are aligned with rival drug cartels that have fought furiously over control of the cross-border smuggling route around Ciudad Juarez.

Castillo, the pastor, said he was at a loss for what might have led to the bloodshed.

“I don’t know why,” he said. “We don’t have problems with anyone.”

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Abby Sunderland Rescued in Indian Ocean

A French fishing vessel reached a remote area in the Indian Ocean on Saturday morning to fetch a stranded 16-year-old California girl who lost contact as she tried to circumnavigate the globe in her yacht.

Rescue workers found Abby Sunderland in good health, said her brother, Zack. The family is planning to hold a news conference around noon ET on Saturday,

Abby, who is trying to be the world’s youngest to sail around the world, lost satellite contact on Thursday and issued a distress call after what appeared to be a rogue wave hit the boat, damaging its communications equipment.

“We don’t know where she is going to be taken,” said Laurence Sunderland, adding that it could be Australia or the Reunion Islands, a French territory.
Video: Contact made with missing teen sailor

“Once the authorities have informed us, we will make our necessary plans to rendezvous with her,” Sunderland said in an interview with Julie Ellerton of Thousand Oaks, California.

Ellerton submitted her interview to iReport, the CNN website that allows users to submit pictures and videos.

Abby’s pregnant mother is expected to go into labor soon, so her parents will not fly out to meet her, Sunderland said.

“We are absolutely over the moon. We are very, very happy and excited that the Australian search and rescue jumped on this right away, got a plane after her,” said Sunderland said in a separate interview.

Abby’s mother, Marianna Sunderland, said rescue coordinators in Australia told the family that Abby is fine and that the boat, yacht, Wild Eyes, is upright.

“She has food, water, and she is running her heater, keeping warm. So she seems to be in good spirits, and that’s about all we really know for sure,” she said.

Abby’s journey began in January from the Marina del Rey in California. According to her blog, Abby faced rough winds as she crossed a turbulent area. It was then that she set off the emergency beacon.

“We knew that emergency beacon was giving off a signal,” her father said in the Ellerton interview. “We knew that she was in a hazardous condition and needed rescue. That’s why she set it off. She did everything textbook-style. She was dismasted. She’s thousands of miles away from landfall. She’s in very hostile conditions. Her boat’s immobilized. She did the right thing.”

Her brother Zack, who circumnavigated the globe in 2009, becoming the first under 18 to make the trip, recalled his own “rough” journey through the Indian Ocean.

“No one gets out of it without hitting a bit of a rough patch,” he said.

“You have to have your boat so prepared, all the systems to make it possible for you to do it single-hands. When those systems start breaking, a lot of responsibilities are in you,” he said.

“You have to stay up for hours and hours and battle sleep deprivation and storms. … She has been through that for the best part of 150 days, dealing with it single-handing,” he said.

Laurence Sunderland addressed critics who said her daughter was too young to sail solo around the globe, and also questioned the cost involved in rescuing her.

“In regards to a 16-year-old going on this trip, if you take the age factor out of it, you’re either good enough to go on that trip or you’re not,” he said. “Abigail’s proved herself and her ability over and beyond most people that are out there on the ocean doing similar things.”

As for the cost, Sunderland said, “my daughter’s life is priceless.”

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