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Western Slope woman blames vampire for car crash

FRUITA, Colo. – If a Western Slope woman is to be believed, vampires may be lurking in Colorado’s Grand Valley.

The woman claims she spotted a vampire in the middle of a dirt road near Fruita, Colo. Sunday night. She told Colorado State Troopers she was startled by the undead being, threw her SUV into reverse, and crashed into a canal.

She was not injured.

State Troopers say the woman’s husband arrived at the scene and took her home. The vampire, which was not seen by anyone else, apparently let her get away.

Troopers do not suspect drugs or alcohol to be factors in the crash.

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Bong toking baby’s parents arrested for child endangerment

JUGood news for a change. The parents of the thirteen month old baby pictured with a bong to its mouth have been arrested for child endangerment. The two nitwits, Julio Garcia and Brenda Duran, face numerous charges, including being to damn stupid to have children.

The parents of a 13-month-old Texas boy are facing felony endangerment charges after the child’s father allegedly put a marijuana bong on the toddler’s lips.

The bong, pictured below, was seized by cops Monday night after they received a tip that Julio Garcia was smoking marijuana in the Grapevine apartment he shares with Brenda Duran, the boy’s 19-year-old mother.

A witness told cops that after Garcia–who turned 20 Monday–took several hits from the bong, he placed his son’s mouth on the glass device (Garcia also allegedly let the child play with a bowl of pot).

Garcia was charged with child endangerment and marijuana possession, according to a Grapevine Police Department report.

Duran was hit with an endangerment rap since she was present in the bedroom where her child handled the bong. The boy was placed in the custody of relatives following the arrest of his parents.

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Cop Mishandled Cocaine Evidence in Lindsay Lohan’s DUI Case

Lindsay Lohan’s 2007 DUI case may have plea bargained so quickly because the cop who found the cocaine in her possession reportedly mistook it for a breath mint and tossed it in the trash.

A Santa Monica Police report from Lohan’s July 2007 DUI arrest states that the officer found a “folded Clinique sun care card with an unknown substance caked on to the surface of the card in Lohan’s right rear pocket,” TMZ is reporting.

The report goes on to say that “some of the white substance fell to the floor” and the officer used his foot to see what had fallen, but “thought nothing of it.”

“I did not recognize the substance attached to the card and initially thought the substance was a wet crushed breath mint,” the report states.

The officer tossed the card into the jail trash can and then began to realize the substance resembled cocaine, according to the report, which states the officer recovered the card from the trash.

After about 2 minutes in the trash, the card was placed into an evidence envelope, TMZ is reporting. The cop also reportedly scooped up the white substance that had fallen to the floor and placed it in a separate evidence envelope.

Lohan lost control of her Mercedes SL65 and crashed into some shrubs in July 2007, following a night of partying. A urine test later indicated she had cocaine in her system at the time. In August, 2007, the “Mean Girls” actress pleaded guilty to misdemeanor drug charges and no contest to three driving charges. She was sentenced to three years probation, spent 24 hours in jail and was also ordered to attend an 18-month alcohol education program for drunk driving, reckless driving and driving under the influence of cocaine.

Lohan is currently wearing a court-ordered SCRAM bracelet as a result of a probation violation in the case.

The bracelet checks for traces of alcohol in the air above the user’s skin. Any effort to tamper with the 10-ounce device immediately sends out an alert. The monitoring company reports to the Los Angeles County Probation Department and the Superior Court judge in Beverly Hills who is hearing Lohan’s case.

Judge Marsha Revel ordered Lohan to wear the bracelet following a May 24th hearing and told her not to consume alcohol. If Revel determines a violation has occurred, she could order the immediate revocation of the actress’ $200,000 bail and send Lohan to jail.

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Larissa Riquelme, Lingerie Model, Will Run Naked through streets If Paraguay Wins World Cup

Larissa Riquelme, Lingerie Model, Will Run Naked through streets If Paraguay Wins World Cup

Paraguay’s success at the World Cup continued on Tuesday, with the country’s soccer team beating Japan on penalty kicks to advance to the tournament’s quarterfinals. Now, with only eight teams remaining, the Paraguayans may have a few more fans to help win it all.

Larissa Riquelme, a curvy lingerie model who loves her national team, has been cheering the Paraguay squad on from Asuncion, clad in revealing outfits. The 24-year-old beauty has pledged to run naked through the streets “with my body painted with the colors of Paraguay” if Paraguay wins the World Cup.

The gorgeous football fanatic is not the first person to promise to streak in the event of a World Cup win. Argentina’s coach Diego Maradona was the first prominent person to issue such a guarantee, and his team has also made the quarterfinals. Scroll down for pictures of Riquelme cheering her team on. Are you rooting for Paraguay now?

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NBC4-TV traffic reporter Paul Johnson dies

BURBANK, Calif.—Longtime Los Angeles traffic reporter Paul Johnson, who worked at NBC4 television for 22 years and was known for his signature phrase”Buckle up, be careful our there,” has died. He was 75.

Johnson’s wife Nancy says the “Today in L.A.” morning show reporter died Tuesday at home surrounded by family. The Burabnk televison station says Johnson had been battling a brain tumor and had not worked since surgery in January.

Johnson’s soothing baritone-voice delivered reports on traffic snarls and the popular reporter always finished with “buckle up, be careful out there.” He worked for Burbank’s NBC4 since August 1988 as both a weather and traffic reporter.

Johnson’s broadcast career included positions at Los Angeles radio stations KZLA, KFAC, KUTE and KIIS.

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