Daily Archives: April 28, 2010

woman bites off part of man’s ear for calling her fat

So essentially, she proved the guy right. She tried to eat him.

A Lincoln woman is accused of biting off part of a man’s ear who insulted her, police say.

Anna Mae Godfrey, 21, 1101 D St., was arrested on suspicion of first-degree assault after an incident outside a house party on the 7400 block of Greenwood Street, said Lincoln Police Officer Katie Flood.

Flood said three men in their twenties at the party were arguing with the rest of the partygoers as they left around 3 a.m. Then, Flood said, one of the men shouted an insult at Godfrey.

Godfrey allegedly ran half a block, tackled the man and bit off a chunk of his right ear.

Flood said the missing piece of the man’s ear was not found, and he would likely require plastic surgery.

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Steve Wheen plants flowers in potholes

If this guy tried this in Los Angeles he would end up a grease spot on the road or he would be shot by gang bangers. JD

Cyclist Steve Wheen decided to plant cyclamen, narcissus and polyanthus in the holes after becoming fed up with the state of roads.

The 33-year-old’s green do-gooding is proving popular as his website – www.thepotholegardener.com – has had 25,000 hits in its first month.

‘I’m a mad keen gardener but I live in a small flat without a garden,’ said Mr Wheen, from Shoreditch, east London.

‘I also wanted to make a point. As a cyclist I find potholes a constant menace. I have almost come off my bike several times.

‘And the roads are in the worst state I have ever known in London because of the snow this winter.

‘I choose smaller roads or pavements with potholes and work early morning or evening so that I don’t get run over while gardening.

‘I prefer to use low plants with bright, colourful flowers in the hope that motorists will see my gardens and avoid them.’

But he admits that his colourful work often falls victim to traffic in the capital.

‘My very first effort only lasted two hours before it was destroyed. They have a short life,’ he said.

‘And the longest any of my gardens has survived is three weeks so far.

‘But, if I can draw a cyclist’s attention to a pothole so that they don’t hit it, and put a smile on their face, that is enough for me.

‘Now I can’t stop looking at potholes wherever I go.’

Fans are quick to suggest potholes across London for him to turn into small – and short-term – gardens.

‘I am following up some suggestions. One is that I try and turn Edgware Road into Kew Gardens,’ he said, somewhat ambitiously.

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Los Angeles City Council Wants Boycott of Arizona

Once again the Los Angeles City Council is embarrassing itself, this time with a purely symbolic boycott of Arizona. Clearly the council doesn’t realize that there are millions of Californians that have retirement property and vacation homes in Arizona, and the council’s dopey boycott will mean nothing to them.

Two Los Angeles City Council members called Tuesday for an economic boycott to protest a tough new immigration law in Arizona.

“It’s important that the second-largest city in the country respond to a legislative act that, in essence, promotes persecution and racial profiling of a group of people that make up a large number of this country’s citizenry,” Councilman Ed Reyes said.

“More than half of the folks living in Los Angeles are Latino, and for us to do nothing is unacceptable,” he said. “For us to not to take heed to this action, which essentially is promoting this concept that every state can establish their own federal immigration laws, is just wrong and dangerous.”

The resolution introduced by Reyes and Councilwoman Janice Hahn calls for the city of Los Angeles to “refrain from conducting business with the state of Arizona including participating in any conventions or other business that requires city resources, unless SB 1070 (Support Our Law Enforcement and Safe Neighborhood Acts”) is repealed.”

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