Daily Archives: April 22, 2010

Earth Day For Idiots, What I did for Earth Day

I like Earth Day. Its the one day that I can show the rest of the world how much I believe in the environmental nut bags and their fear of their own shadow. This year was no exception, with the environmentally challenged out in force pushing their fear on the rest of society.

Earth Day for me actually started yesterday. See, I like to make sure that on this one day, I pollute more than any other day of the year, and although I am physically fit and go to the gym daily to keep myself from becoming a fat lump of crap that sucks off of the societal tit later in life, yesterday started like this.

I got up and made a chorizo and egg burrito with sausage, bacon, cheese, potato and hot sauce. For lunch I had an In N Out Double Double with animal style fries. For dinner I had steak, bread, salad, baked potato and a blooming onion at Outback Steakhouse.

Why did I eat so much? So that this morning upon awakening from a deep slumber, I could shit out a Buick and flush it out to the Pacific Ocean.

All day long, I drove my car floored from light to light. I was averaging about 12 miles to the gallon in my 30 mile a gallon car. Oh, I plugged the air cleaner up to make it run rich and smoke more too.

I rolled the window down and threw all of my garbage from my car out the window.

I ran the sprinklers front and back all day even though it was raining.

I took all of the half empty spray paint cans out and sprayed them into the atmosphere. I had 11 of them in all. Made a bit of a mess, but who cares? I don’t live in the street.

I sprayed the last of my DDT and Chlordane around the house to kill the bugs . . . um and birds and cats and anything else that comes near the house for the next 6 months.

I changed my oil and let it run into the gutter in front of my neighbors house and buried the oil filter in his front yard. I didn’t want the stain in front of my house. Not to worry. The rain and sprinkler run off did an efficient job of running it down the storm drain that runs to the ocean.

I then took all my old paint cans and dumped them down the toilet where they too were flushed out to the ocean.

I finished the day by going to the gas station to fill my car which was empty from hauling ass all over town today, and decided it would be a nice end to the day if I let a couple of gallons go onto the ground, which was swept down the storm drain and into the ocean.

Of course I didn’t so any of the above and this article is totally farcical, but I thought it was a funny. JD

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Fontana sex offender with GPS arrested for molesting 11 year old girl

Fontana police say Jason Olivias, 35, is accused of molesting an 11 year old girl

How many people would be stupid enough to leave an 11 year old girl alone with a known child molester? Jason Olivias is wearing a GPS device for a prior conviction for molestation.

We here at the brokencountry are trying to figure out why the parent or parents of the girl have not been arrested to child neglect and endangerment for letting this miscreant near their child. The mother must be the dumbest human on the planet . . . with the exception of Maxine Waters and Barbara Boxer.

A convicted sex offender wearing a state GPS monitoring device has been arrested for molesting an 11-year-old girl in Fontana.

Fontana police Sgt. Jeff Decker said Jason Olivas, 35, was arrested Tuesday and booked on suspicion of committing lewd and lascivious acts with a child.mug shot jason-olivias

Police received a call at 5:30 p.m. from a resident who said the 11 year old had been molested several times in December.

Olivas was a friend of the girl’s mother, according to family members.

Olivas is currently behind held on $250,000 bail. He was wearing a GPS device on his ankle that tracks his location because he is a registered sex offender, Sgt. Decker said.

Olivas, believed to be a transient, was on parole after serving time on a drug conviction.

More than 6,600 sex offenders in California are equipped with GPS tracking devices.

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Capistrano Unified teachers go on strike

I was watching this yesterday on the local news. Once again the a group of teachers, being egged on by the California Teachers Association or CTA, are out on strike.

Before I go on, there are several things that the rest of America should know about education in California.

Here on the left coast, the people have been snookered by the unions. Its to the point now that the people of California are hit with so much union propaganda during each election cycle, that no one really knows who to believe anymore.

The CTA has duped the California voter into believing that dedicating 60 percent of the annual state budget to education was a good idea. Because of this, California teachers are among the highest paid teachers in the country.

Now when I was a kid, pencils, paper, notebook, rulers and everything else you would need in a classroom was provided by the school. Field trips were paid for by the school district.

Today, the greedy teachers make so much of the educational money that there literally is no money left to actually educate the children. To go on field trips, the kids are forced to become salesmen and hawk everything from tee shirts to candy bars to go on field trips.

Like fat pigs eating slop from the trough, teachers feed on our tax dollar. Yet these same fat piggies are the first to cry foul when the slop (money) runs out. They pick up their picket signs and walk the streets claiming that they are striking “for the children.”

The soccer moms and haus frau’s, being the gullible fools that they are, buy this nonsense hook, line and sinker. They begin putting pressure on the school district through the union friendly media, saying things like “what about the children” and “my kid is being cheated” as if the district can just pull the money out of its collective ass to feed the greedy pigs and keep adding slop to the trough.

This is all predicated on lies and deception. These teachers make between 70 and 100 thousand dollars a year for working nine months a year, six months if you factor in spring break, all the union mandated holidays and minimum days.

Don’t believe me? You people down in San Juan Capistrano should drive past the faculty parking lot. You will see a collection of some of the most expensive automobiles sold in America sitting there, all owned by these poor, underpaid teachers.

In fact, next time your watering your yard or getting your mail, take a close look at those same cars, taking your underpaid teachers past your house to their house up the hill in the gated community that you cannot afford to live in.

You people are a bunch of saps. Teachers are some of the laziest people on the planet. They are nothing more than glorified welfare recipients living off of your hard work.

Most teachers don’t give two shits about your kids. My daughter has a teacher that told her that “He was just teaching to pay his way through medical school.” This teacher would let the kids read, play games and text on their cell phones, and then send their lessons home for me to teach my kid.

Now before you soccer moms pee your pants and begin your hormonally charged attack on me, I understand that there are still some good teachers out there, but they are so few and far between anymore that there are not enough of them to make a difference.

Cut the pay. Let the teachers cry. Let them show their true colors by doing an even worse job then they already do. Its not about the children. Its about their wallets. JD

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Fatallity crash involving LAPD car under investigation

SYLMAR — A fatal wreck in Sylmar involving a Los Angeles police car was under investigation today.

A woman died and two other people suffered minor injuries in a collision in the 12000 block of North Glenoaks Boulevard that was reported at 8:13 p.m. Wednesday, a fire department spokesman said.

The police car was not responding to a call, a Valley Traffic Division duty officer said.

The fatally injured woman’s name was unavailable early today as police tried to sort out what happened.

Officers at the Valley Traffic Division said the two officers in the patrol car involved in the collision were not seriously hurt.

The police car had front-end damage, a Newsreel video crew reported.

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Bisexual men suing North American Gay Amateur Athletic Alliance

First of all, who knew there was a ” North American Gay Amateur Athletic Alliance” in the first place? These people have a world series and everything.

Can you imagine a bunch of guys starting the “North American Straight Amateur Athletic Club?” The gay community would have an absolute sissy fit. The idea that people think that because they are gay they should have their own special league to play sports is reprehensible.

The lawsuit filed Tuesday in U.S. District Court in Seattle accuses the alliance of violating Washington state laws barring discrimination. The alliance organizes the annual Gay Softball World Series.

Beth Allen, the alliance’s attorney, said the lawsuit is unwarranted and that the three plaintiffs “were not discriminated against in any unlawful manner.”

In any case, Allen said, the alliance is a private organization and, as such, can determine its membership based on its goals.

The three plaintiffs — Steven Apilado, LaRon Charles and Jon Russ — played on a team called D2 that qualified for the 2008 Gay Softball World Series, which is organized by the alliance.

The alliance’s rules say that each World Series team can have no more than two heterosexual players. According to the lawsuit, a competing team accused D2 of violating that rule.

Each of the three plaintiffs was called into a conference room in front of more than 25 people, and was asked “personal and intrusive questions” about his sexual attractions and desires, purportedly to determine if the player was heterosexual or gay, the lawsuit alleges.

The alliance has no category or definition for bisexual or transgender people in its rules, the plaintiff’s attorney said.

At one point during the proceedings, the lawsuit alleges, one of the plaintiffs was told: “This is the Gay World Series, not the Bisexual World Series.”

The alliance ruled the three men were “nongay,” stripped D2 of its second-place finish and recommended that the three players be suspended from participating in the World Series for a year, according to the suit.

Can you imagine? Because Apilado, Charles and Russ liked both men and women they were deemed not gay by a group of gay people? What the hell is this world coming to?

I guess the three men were simply not gay enough? I don’t get it. Talk about being discriminatory and bigoted. JD

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