Can you imagine having big fat old Steven Seagal rolling over on you? He would crush you. I have watched a few episodes of his reality show “Steven Seagal Lawman” and its the funniest damn show on television.
Seagal, pretending to be a cop, runs about threatening people and show cops how to effectively kick people in the foot.
Seagal, who is so fat that the mere act of breathing causes him to sweat profusely, can’t run more than 20 feet without looking like he is about to suffer a stroke.
Anyway, Seagal stomps about the crime scene with “the perps” as Seagal calls them, laughing at the fat old man that Seagal has become. Even the cops that work with him are laughing at him.
Now Steven Seagal is in the middle of a sex scandal. I want to know what woman would voluntarily sleep with him. The guy is so fat and sweats so much that he had to have a custom mattress made out of sponge to soak up all the sweat.
The lawyer for Kayden Nguyen told RadarOnline that in the wake of a lawsuit filed Monday, more women have come forward and submitted sworn declarations alleging inappropriate sexual behavior by the actor.
Nguyen, a model (or perhaps former model) who appeared on Tyra Banks’ talk show in early 2009 claiming to be a lipstick lesbian, is suing Seagal for $1 million, alleging he hired her as an assistant and then treated her like a “sex toy” after flying her out to his New Orleans-area home.
In response to the suit, Seagal’s lawyer fired off a letter essentially telling Nguyen to shut up, reminding her and her attorney that she’d signed a confidentiality agreement — with $50,000 worth of liability attached — when she took the job with the actor, CBS reports.