Daily Archives: April 20, 2010

by John Dee | April 20, 2010

Steven Seagal Sex Scandal Heats Up

Can you imagine having big fat old Steven Seagal rolling over on you? He would crush you. I have watched a few episodes of his reality show “Steven Seagal Lawman” and its the funniest damn show on television.

Seagal, pretending to be a cop, runs about threatening people and show cops how to effectively kick people in the foot.

Seagal, who is so fat that the mere act of breathing causes him to sweat profusely, can’t run more than 20 feet without looking like he is about to suffer a stroke.

Anyway, Seagal stomps about the crime scene with “the perps” as Seagal calls them, laughing at the fat old man that Seagal has become. Even the cops that work with him are laughing at him.

Now Steven Seagal is in the middle of a sex scandal. I want to know what woman would voluntarily sleep with him. The guy is so fat and sweats so much that he had to have a custom mattress made out of sponge to soak up all the sweat.

The lawyer for Kayden Nguyen told RadarOnline that in the wake of a lawsuit filed Monday, more women have come forward and submitted sworn declarations alleging inappropriate sexual behavior by the actor.

Nguyen, a model (or perhaps former model) who appeared on Tyra Banks’ talk show in early 2009 claiming to be a lipstick lesbian, is suing Seagal for $1 million, alleging he hired her as an assistant and then treated her like a “sex toy” after flying her out to his New Orleans-area home.

In response to the suit, Seagal’s lawyer fired off a letter essentially telling Nguyen to shut up, reminding her and her attorney that she’d signed a confidentiality agreement — with $50,000 worth of liability attached — when she took the job with the actor, CBS reports.

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by John Dee | April 20, 2010

Liberal gay rights protesters interrupt Obama speech in Los Angeles

Gay rights protesters interrupted President Barack Obama’s speech at a fundraiser for California Sen. Barbara Boxer (D) Monday night in Los Angeles.

Activists from a group called GetEQUAL began shouting at Obama while he was speaking at the podium. They expressed frustration over the slow progress of repealing the ban on openly gay people serving in the military.

The protests brought the speech to a halt, and the protesters did not lower their voices after others in the crowd urged them to end their shouting.

“What about ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell?’” one protester shouted, according to a White House pool report.

Obama yelled back: “We are going to do that.”

Obama then raised his voice to speak over the protesters. “We are going to repeal don’t ask, don’t tell,” Obama said.

Five minutes later, Obama was again interrupted by a protester who yelled, “It’s time for equality for all Americans.”

“Can I just say again Barbara and I are supportive of repealing don’t ask, don’t tell,” Obama responded.

A protester again yelled out, halting Obama’s remarks, before much of the crowd began chanting “yes we can” and drowned out the protesters shouts.

The Obama administration has received heat from some on the left for taking its time in repealing the law. The Pentagon has commissioned a year-long review of the policy after Obama said he supported repealing the measure.

The president was out west to campaign for Boxer, who is facing a tough reelection battle this fall.

Denver Colorado thieves sever man’s finger, steal iPad at Cherry Creek Mall

I don’t know why people would be stupid enough to by an I-pad in the first place. It’s nothing more than a giant I-phone. Suckers . . .

Denver Police are searching for two thieves who stole an iPad from a man shopping at the Cherry Creek Mall, and ripped off his little finger in the process.

Bill Jordan tells FOX31 News that he went to the Cherry Creek Mall’s Apple store last Thursday to buy an iPad because his company needed one for a business gift.

“I didn’t even know what it was. It’s a toy,” Jordan told us.
He says he didn’t realize that two thugs were watching him as he left the store. They attacked as he walked down the winding staircase to the mall’s main level.

“The next thing I know, I’m spun around. I see this kid…and he’s pulling (the iPad) out of my hand.” Jordan says the Apple bag’s cords were wrapped around his fingers and he couldn’t let go.

“I never hear it coming, I never see it coming. I just remember this kid pulling and pulling and pulling and it got caughttook the flesh right off, the tendons and everything. There was nothing but bone.”

Jordan says the thief rushed out the door and hooked up with his accomplice.

Jordan called for help and was rushed to the hospital. There, a doctor gave him the bad news.

“He said ‘I recommend amputation’.”

Jordan, whose hand was wrapped in heavy bandages when we spoke with him Monday, says the doctor had to amputate the little finger on his left hand. He’s left-handed, making the injury even worse.

Jordan says he tried to be alert, but he didn’t expect to be attacked in the middle of the afternoon at the crowded, upscale shopping mall.

“It didn’t dawn on me (that) this is a new product that’s in demand and somebody would go to this length to get something like this. To destroy someone’s hand. Who knows how far they would have gone if it didn’t come off my hand?”

Jordan says he hopes police catch the crooks. Police say there is surveillance video of the attack which they hope to release Tuesday.

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