Daily Archives: March 25, 2010

Beyonce pregnant?

Who cares! It will be interesting to me watching Beyonce’s hips and ass spread wider than a garage door and see that wrinkled up stomach after the kid is born. I know they can fix stretch marks with a tummy tuck, but how do they fix the hips?

Perhaps they can put her in a huge vice for a couple of weeks and make the hips close up some. I don’t know but whatever the case, its the end of a beautiful body. Bob

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ABBA Hints at Reunion for Special Concert

They have always maintained that they would never re-form and famously turned down $1 billion (£600 million) to tour again, but Abba have given a new generation of fans hope of seeing the band perform live.

For the Mamma Mia! devotees who have come to the band’s music nearly 30 years after they split, tribute bands and YouTube clips of the Swedish foursome in satin and spandex seemed the closest they could get.

But in an interview with The Times today, Benny Andersson and Björn Ulvaeus, the male half of the Swedish group, offer a beguiling change of tone.

Asked if they would consider an intimate one-off performance — perhaps with an orchestra — that could be beamed around the world, Andersson said: “Yeah, why not?”

He added: “I don’t know if the girls sing anything any more. I know Frida [Anni-Frid Lyngstad] was in the studio.” Then a little later: “It’s not a bad idea, actually.”

Ulvaeus threw in a reference to the Super Trouper album’s last song. “We could sing The Way Old Folks Do,” he said. The pair’s comments may offer little more than a glimmer of hope, but they are in contrast to previous statements by the band members, who split in 1982.

Only two years ago Ulvaeus said: “We will never appear on stage again. There is simply no motivation to regroup. Money is not a factor and we would like people to remember us as we were — young, exuberant, full of energy and ambition.

“I remember Robert Plant saying Led Zeppelin were a cover band now because they cover all their own stuff. I think that hit the nail on the head.”

Andersson has also previously derided talk of a reunion. “We’d need a good reason to re-form and I just don’t see one. We could never recreate the old days. I’d rather be remembered for the way we were 30 years ago,” he said.

Abba have enjoyed a renaissance. One in four British households owns the DVD of a film version of the Mamma Mia!, the musical inspired by their works. They have sold 370 million records, and sell about three million each year.

This year AbbaWorld, an attraction based on the careers of Ulvaeus and Andersson and their female bandmates Agnetha Fältskog and Lyngstad, opened at Earls Court, in West London. Visitors pay £22 for an adult ticket to see costumes that the band wore in 1974 on their way to winning the Eurovision Song Contest, and have the chance to wear a silver jumpsuit and sing and dance with holograms of the band.

Ulvaeus and Andersson are promoting their new musical, Kristina, which opens at the Royal Albert Hall on April 14. The production is based on a 2,000- page epic by the Swedish novelist Vilhelm Moberg, but has been changed for an English audience.

Ulvaeus said: “We’ve cut the play down from three hours down to two hours . . . And, also, I approached Herbert Kretzmer, who did Les Misérables, to translate the lyrics into English.”

Abba are thought to have sung together only once since they split. In 2003 they joined in a rendition of a Swedish happy-birthday song at the 50th birthday party of Gorel Hanser, Ulvaeus and Andersson’s manager, in front of about 150 guests.

In 2000 they turned down a $1 billion deal to reunite for a 100-date tour. At the time Ulvaeus said: “This is the budget of a small country so we had to give it some thought. In the end we decided that, whatever offer was on the table, it would be stupid to re-form and utterly ludicrous to change the images people all over the world have of us.”

It remains to be seen whether the female members would be interested in a reunion. Fältskog lived as a recluse on a remote Swedish island, saying that she hated fame, while Lyngstad married a German nobleman and is a princess.

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Corporate America preparing to be gouged to cover health law costs

For all of you simpletons that thought that health care reform was a good idea and it was a way to stick it to the rich Americans,  let me explain corporate America to you.

John Deere makes tractors and farming equipment.  Lets use nice round numbers here to keep it simple enough for the simpletons.  Lets say a tractor used to harvest corn cost 10,000 dollars.  A can of corn today is two dollars US.

This same tractor will cost roughly 1,000 dollars a year to maintain and fill with fuel.   All of this is factored into what you pay for corn at the market.

Suddenly the John Deere Manufacturing Corporation has to shell out an addditional 250 million dollars a year for socialized medicine.   The cost of their product,  in this case the tractor that harvests your corn, as well as all associated replacement parts is going to have to go up to make up the difference.

Your can of corn just went up a dollar a can.  Of course the reach of John Deere in the American economy goes much deeper than just a can of corn,  but you should be able to grasp the concept.

The same goes for Caterpillar.  Again for those of you that don’t know,  Caterpillar makes a large percentage of the drive trains that push trucks across America with the goods and foods that you buy every day.  Expect the price of virtually everything to go up exponentially.

Now I ask you,  how could this possibly be good for the American economy?    Bob

A pair of top U.S. industrial companies gave some of the first estimates of what the nation’s healthcare overhaul will cost them, although an Obama administration official called the moves premature.

Deere & Co (DE.N) and Caterpillar Inc (CAT.N) said they are expecting a combined $250 million in charges this year as a result of changes to the $2.5 trillion U.S. healthcare system that President Barack Obama signed into law this week.

But U.S. Commerce Secretary Gary Locke criticized those estimates as premature. The final law is still being tweaked, with the Senate expected to send a revised version of the landmark legislation back to the House of Representatives later on Thursday after eliminating two minor provisions.

“A lot of the regulations on how this will affect big business haven’t even published yet; so for them to come out, I think is premature and irresponsible,” Locke said in an interview on CNBC business television.

Republicans — who had fought the move that was a cornerstone of Democratic President Barack Obama’s domestic policy — jumped on the forecasts as evidence that the change would be damaging to the U.S. economy, which is in a phase of shaky recovery.

“It didn’t take 48 hours before the tax increases in this health care bill started to hit manufacturers and other employers,” said Representative Dave Camp, the top Republican on the tax-writing House Ways and Means Committee. “With over one-half trillion dollars in new taxes, the health care bill is the single largest tax increase in American history. It is a government takeover of health care that families cannot afford and our economy cannot afford.”

At issue in Deere’s and Caterpillar’s forecasts is a provision of the health care reform package that makes a subsidy paid to companies to provide prescription drug coverage to their employees taxable; previously this benefit had not been taxed.

Investors appeared to take the news in stride, as both companies’ shares were up around 2 percent, outpacing the broad Standard & Poor’s 500 index .SPX.

“This is a near-term, quick-hit charge,” said Jeff Windau, an industrial analyst at Edward Jones in St. Louis, who follows both Caterpillar and Deere. “A lot of investors are still looking through to the longer-term question of what’s the economy doing? There’s growth out there and we can handle this one-time charge.”

INVESTOR CONFIDENCE

Despite the political furor around the legislation, Windau said many investors may feel confident that companies that just survived the worst recession since the Great Depression of the 1930s will be able to handle a change in the system.

“Investors have confidence that they can manage these costs as well,” Windau said.

Deere, a maker of farm equipment, said on Thursday it expects its after-tax expenses to rise by about $150 million this year as a result of healthcare reform. [ID:nN25216862]

The Moline, Illinois-based company, which expects the bulk of the costs to come in its current second fiscal quarter, had forecast full-year earnings of about $1.3 billion.

Analysts, on average, had looked for second fiscal quarter profit of $450.6 million, or $1.06 per per share, from Deere, with full-year profit forecast at $1.37 billion, or $3.21 per share, according to Thomson Reuters I/B/E/S.

Caterpillar, the world’s largest maker of earth-moving equipment, said in a filing with the SEC after the close of trading on Wednesday that it expects to record a $100 million after-tax charge in the first quarter related to the new law. [ID:nN24185079]

Analysts, on average, had looked for a first quarter profit at Caterpillar of about $280 million, or 45 cents per share.

Caterpillar and Deere are not the first companies to project their costs related to the reform package, which is high on corporate America’s radar since more than 150 million working-age Americans get health benefits from their employers.

Diversified U.S. manufacturer Honeywell International Inc (HON.N) in January estimated that healthcare reform would trim its first quarter earnings by 4 to 5 cents per share.

That forecast — which came at a time when it was unsure whether health care reform would pass at all, let alone what form it would take — surprised investors, who sent Honeywell shares down despite a fourth-quarter earnings report that topped Wall Street forecasts.

A Honeywell spokesman said on Thursday that the company has not updated the earlier cost estimate and would continue to review the legislation.

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‘Witch’ Angela Sanford is charged with slaying man during spring ritual

Can you imagine how incredibly stupid some people are?  Duh . . . I are a witch and I are gonna kill you . . .  duh  . . .   Bob

A rite of spring allegedly turned deadly for a New Mexico man.

A woman claiming to be a follower of Wicca, a pagan religion often associated with witchcraft, is accused of killing a man shed met an Albuquerque hiking trail with a dagger she said was to be used in ritualistic celebration of spring.

Angela Sanford told police that victim Joel Leyva, a man she had only just met, tied her arms, made “inappropriate sexual gestures,” and took the dagger from her, ABC News reports.

Sanford told police that she feared Leyva was going to rape her, and decided to take charge of the situation by wriggling free of the ropes and allowing him to believe he was being seduced. She allegedly pushed Leyva on his back, removed her clothing except for her underwear, and knelt on the ground over him. She then then stabbed Leyva “three times in the stomach area.”

Sanford allegedly left the scene, eventually asking a hiker to use a cell phone to call police.

But investigators found multiple inconsistencies in Sanford’s story of attempted rape. Leyva was actually stabbed 11 to 13 times in the head and torso, police said.

According to police reports, none of the witnesses saw Sanford fleeing the area or calling out for help, and her clothes were found folded at the scene.

“Sanford is currently facing a single count of murder, and she’s being held on $500,000 bond,” Pat Davis of the Albuquerque District Attorney’s office told ABC News today.

Albuquerque Police Department spokeswoman Nadine Hamby told ABC News that Sanford’s claims of Wiccan beliefs have not influenced the investigation.

“A homicide is a homicide,” said Hamby.

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Melissa Smith, Jesse James Posted Internet Ads for ‘Busty Biker Chicks,’

Ya know, Did Sandra Bullock ever watch an episode of “West Coast Choppers” or “Monster Garage?” These shows were on The Discovery Channel for a time. They were somewhat entertaining, but they were entertaining primarily because of Jesse James and his constant tantrums.

James behaved like a spoiled little boy, at times throwing tools about the shops

melissa smith biker skank

Come on Jesse, you couldn't do better than this?

and cursing out his employees.

Its painfully obvious that Jesse James is a bad boy and enjoys his bad boy image. Sandra Bullock is one of those dizzy bitches that thinks she can “reform him” and that her love will conquer all of a mans mental issues.

Give up Sandra. Your better than that. Bob.

LOS ANGELES — Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James may have cheated on the Oscar-winning actress with several women and searched online to find well-endowed biker chicks, according to recent reports.

Sources tell Us Weekly that tattoo model Michelle “Bombshell” McGee is just the first person to come forward alleging an affair with James.

The magazine reports that James, 40, would regularly post Internet ads looking for “hot, tattooed biker chicks with big boobs,” and then invite the girls back to his West Coast Choppers bike shop in Long Beach.

James’ infidelity has been an openly-known secret among employees at the bike shop, the magazine says, adding that James “gets bored” when Bullock is away.

A former high level, female executive with the bike shop also settled a sexual harassment claim against James and West Coast Choppers for $725,000 in 2007, while he was married to Bullock, TMZ is reporting.

The woman, who kept several suggestive emails, said that between 2006 and 2007, James repeatedly made sexual advances, which allegedly included sexual acts, the site reported.

In the settlement documents, James reportedly neither admitted nor denied the allegations.

James apologized for using “poor judgment” and asked his family to forgive him following revelations by McGee that the two had a year-long affair while Bullock was away filming “The Blind Side.”

McGee claims to have the sexy text messages to back up her claims.

According to the NY Daily News, the text are now in the hands of In Touch Weekly.

Some of them are dated as recently as March 14 – just days after Bullock won her Best Actress Oscar with her proud husband by her side.

In his statement, James, a custom motorcycle manufacturer and reality TV star, took responsibility for his actions but stopped short of admitting that he had an affair with McGee.

“It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way,” James said in a statement to People.

“This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.”

The apology came one day after Bullock abruptly dropped out of the London premiere of her film “The Blind Side,” due to “unforseen personal reasons.”

Warner Brothers released the following statement from the Academy Award winning actress:

“Due to unforeseen personal reasons a trip abroad to support “The Blind Side” has been deemed impossible at this time. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and thank you for your continued support of the film.”

Bullock has reportedly moved out of the home she shared with James. A representative for the actress denied reports that both she and James have been shopping around for divorce lawyers.

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