Daily Archives: February 25, 2010

California Assembly passes resolution for ‘Cuss Free Week’

So this is one of the pressing, important issues that faces California today. Whether or not people are cussing. Geez Louise, the state is bankrupt, but the Mamalukes that run the state of California are worried about people cussing.

We have good reason to cuss Damn it. Mostly because you idiots in Sacramento have ruined the state of California with your socialist policy that has turned the state into a mecca for lazy ass people and illegal aliens to come glom off of the welfare system and all the other built in freebies you assholes have created.

Feeling a little salty? Better get it out of your system while you can.

Amid the ongoing — and occasionally tense — debate over how to clean up California’s budget mess, lawmakers have taken time out to tidy something else almost as unmanageable: our language. This morning, the Assembly approved a ceremonial resolution turning the first week of March into “Cuss Free Week.”

Once the Senate follows suit, say good-bye to four-letter words, a few choice compound words and probably certain gestures, too. Not that police officers will be waiting with soap. That’s isn’t the point.

According to sponsors of the measure — inspired by a Southern California teen whose creation of a “no cussing” school club sparked an international movement — it’s more about minding the delicate sensibilities of those around you. Like your grandmother.

“When we’re at our grandmother’s house,” said Anthony Portantino, D-La Canada/Flintridge, “we have respect and decorum.”

Are there more important things on government’s agenda right now? Sure, Portantino concedes. But maybe a little civility is just the prescription to help “break through that log jam.”

To keep folks honest, Portantino is handing out no-cuss jars to all 120 legislative offices in the Capitol — and to Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Every time a naughty word slips out, a few coins get dropped in.

How’s that for a deficit-reduction strategy?

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3 Fresno Deputies shot in Eastern Fresno County CA

Fresno County Sheriff’s Deputies, along with Clovis, Fresno and Reedley Police as well as the U.S. Marshals are on the scene of an officer involved shooting.

The officers were shot while serving a search warrant on an arson suspect in the area.

The shooting occurred just before 10 a.m. at 18276 E. Kings Canyon in Minkler. Both officers were taken to Community Regional Medical Center for treatment. The extent of their injuries is unknown.

A school in the area, Centerville Elementary, has been placed on lockdown.

CHP officials have also requested that Cal Trans shut down Highway 180 between Oliver and Reed.

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2 sheriff’s deputies shot in Fresno CA, House Surrounded

Authorities say two Fresno County deputies have been shot during an unspecified investigation in Northern California.

Sheriff’s spokesman Chris Curtice says he did not know the condition of the deputies who were shot Thursday, but they have both been taken to a hospital.

Authorities say the shooter fired more shots after barricading himself in a house that has been surrounded in the community of Minkler.

He had no further details. It was unclear if any other people were inside the home.

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Common Criminals Question Toyota Executives in Washington

There is nothing more pathetic than watching the congressional hearings over the Toyota automobile recalls and the way the politicians were talking to these guys.    Here are captains of industry,   Men and women that worked their way up the corporate ladder to become top level executives at one of the largest auto makers in the world,  and they are having to answer questions from common criminals on Washington.

All of our elected officials are nothing more than glorified welfare recipients.   They suck of the public teat because they are losers that couldn’t make it in the private sector.    They sit their asking their stupid questions as if they know something that the Toyota officials do not.

Its an absolute travesty.   Watching the hearings makes me embarrassed to be an American.    If I were Mr. Toyoda,  I would have not even shown up to the congressional hearings.   I would have sent the guy that sweeps  the parking lot at the factory and my gardener to speak in front of their hearing panel.

Who do we thing we are attacking Toyota?   So they made some crappy cars and covered it up.   Its nothing that Ford,  Chevrolet and Chrysler haven’t done a thousand times before.

Anyone old enough to remember the Chrysler Cordoba,  with its “Fine Corinthian leather”  will remember that the car was such a colossal piece of shit that Chrysler nearly collapsed under the costs to fix the thing.

The Ford Pinto?   Another piece of crap built by Ford that ran for about a week before the thing fell apart.

The Chevy Vega?   I got an idea. Lets make a car with a really cheap engine block that wears out after 30,000 miles.  That was the Vega.

These are but a few examples of what the American auto industry has foisted upon an unsuspecting American public.

The real issue is this.   Toyota will not hire United Automobile Workers union members to work in their American factories.   This has long infuriated the democrats in Washington.

These are the same union members that have decimated the American Auto industry and caused General Motors to collapse under the weight of the union pensions and demands from the union to pay more money for less work.

The UAW is directly responsible for the collapse of the American auto industry and the reason that Toyota is the number one selling car in America in the first place.

This is the primary reason the Washington democrats are holding the hearings in the first place.  To shame Toyota and put the American car manufacturer in a better light to the American consumer.

What Mr. Toyoda should have done was walked into the room,  dropped my drawers and laid a hot steaming pile of shit on the floor.    Bob

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