There is nothing funnier than a drunk guy that gets so hammered that even a man will do. Look at the transvestite. Is it just me or is it painfully obvious that the chick is a dude? You can see her Adams Apple. Load another bowl dude! JD
Tiger Woods will appear in public on Friday to issue a statement. There will be no question and answer session, according to Darren Rovell of CNBC.
An alert at PGATour.com indicates that the news conference will be held at the headquarters of the PGA Tour.
Woods’ agent, Mark Steinberg, issued the following statement:
Tiger Woods will be speaking to a small group of friends, colleagues and close associates at [11 a.m. ET Friday] at the TPC Sawgrass Clubhouse in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida. Tiger plans to discuss his past and his future and he plans to apologize for his behavior.
Steinberg told Rovell that “Tiger will make a public statement to begin to make amends.”
Earlier, Charlie Gasparino of Fox Business Network weighed in:
“I have been speaking with sponsors who say they have been alerted by his reps that a public apology from Tiger Woods is imminent. It could occur as early as tomorrow sometime around 11am, and there’s going to be an announcement of the public apology that will be done at a press conference some time tonight. Like I said, we don’t have this yet from Tiger’s representatives. I logged in lots of calls over the last two hours, but I’m getting this from reliable sources among his–the sort of sponsors of his charities of some of the companies he represents who are saying they’re being alerted that something is coming down the pike, and it’s coming down the pike really soon.”
You gotta love stories like these. Noelia Serna has multiple sclerosis and her family was probably trying to bump her off because they were tired of taking care of her. She probably never even had a heart attack in the first place. Bob
“Her chances of survival are slim,” Rendon said.
Serna, who has multiple sclerosis, was admitted to the same Cali University Hospital on Monday after a heart attack, Rendon said. She survived for about 10 hours on life support, but then seemingly didn’t respond to resuscitation efforts following a second attack. She was declared dead early Tuesday.
About two hours later, funeral home employee Jaime Aullon was just about to inject embalming fluid into Serna’s left leg when he saw her move.
“She was moving her right arm,” he said. “I stopped the procedure and brought her back to the hospital to be treated.”
On rare occasions, a person’s heart rate and breathing can drop to undetectable levels, leading doctors to erroneously declare a patient dead, said neurosurgeon Juan Mendoza Vega, a member of the Colombian National Medical Ethics Board.
“It can happen,” he said. “But it’s not a matter of coming back to life because the person was never dead.”
Get this story out of Denver. A guy whose real name is Robin Hood, has been charged with Identity theft. The guy looks like a mental patient. What are the odds of a guy stealing from the rich to give to himself and his name being Robin Hood? The irony is killing me. JD
Officials say Hood found a wallet in downtown Denver and assumed the identity of the owner.
As Hood told investigators after his arrest, he was wanted out of Denver for drug violations and didn’t want to be arrested on a Denver arrest warrant.
Hood used the name he had stolen, which was blacked out in court documents, when issued a summons in Denver for shoplifting.
According to the documents, on Jan. 6, Hood was leaving the Independent Records store at 937 E. Colfax Ave., when security grabbed him for shoplifting three baseball caps valued at $44.97.
When police arrived they found four used “injection devices” in Hood’s left front pants pocket.
Officer says Hood told them, “I use them for heroin.”
The man whose identity Hood allegedly assumed told investigators he lost his wallet Dec. 14. The wallet, he said, contained both his Colorado driver’s license and ID. He said he did not know Hood and hadn’t given Hood permission to use his ID.
Hood, who spoke freely to investigators after being advised of his Miranda rights, may have been trying to be as forthright as his English namesake.
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