Daily Archives: February 10, 2010

John Mayer Rips Jessica Simpson

Nitwit John MayerI don’t get the whole John Mayer thing. Like Dave Matthews, I can’t figure out why this guy is famous. His music is lame, and the whole brooding man thing is getting old. Jessica Simpson is way too good for Mayer, and she is a blithering idiot for ever talking to Mayer in the first place. Hey John Mayer . . . Shut the f*#k Up! JD

Popular music’s No. 1 lothario is talking about his past hookups again. This time, his target is ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson. In a recent interview with Playboy magazine, Mayer, 32, compared Simpson, 29, to “crack cocaine” and the sex they had to “napalm.” In the same interview, Mayer also likened his penis to a white supremacist, saying he doesn’t think he “opens himself” to black women.

It’s just another example of the outrageous quips about women and sex that spill out of Mayer’s mouth, statements that he rarely recants. (ABCNews.com’s calls and e-mails to Mayer’s publicist about his most recent comments were not immediately returned.)

Below, check out what else the Grammy-winning singer has divulged about sex and his exes … and one current, ahem, love.

On Simpson:

“Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me … Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.”

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12 year old Jordan Brown faces grown up murder charges

Jordan Brown accused of murderWe Never heard of Jordan Brown until Google ran the story.   He is accused of killing his father’s fiance.

On a chilly morning in February 2009, state police found 26-year-old Kenzie Houk in her bed with a bullet though her head. She was eight months pregnant.

The search for her killer ended with the most surprising murder suspect residents of Wampum, Pennsylvania, had ever seen: 11-year-old Jordan Brown, the son of the victim’s fiancé.

He is one of the youngest suspects in the country to be charged with homicide, legal experts say. There are two counts of homicide, one covering the fetus.

He pleaded not guilty to the charges in May.

In Pennsylvania, there is no lower limit for the age someone can be charged as an adult with criminal homicide. If convicted, Jordan, now 12, faces life in prison without the possibility of parole.

The question of age is being raised in the Supreme Court this year where the practice of sentencing young people younger than 14 to life in prison without parole is being challenged.

After nearly a year of silence, Jordan’s family, friends and attorney are bringing attention to the case as more court hearings loom. They say Jordan is innocent and should be tried in juvenile court. This month, they will launch the Jordan Brown Trust Fund to raise money for his defense.

A decertification hearing, at which Jordan’s attorneys will ask the judge to move the case to the juvenile system, began this month. A decision on whether the case will be tried in the juvenile system or adult courts will likely be made in March, attorneys say.

The suspect’s father has not publicly discussed the case, and CNN has been unable to reach him for comment.

“Our first step is decertification, because we feel like he is amenable to juvenile rehabilitation,” said attorney Dennis Elisco of New Castle, Pennsylvania. “Not only do I know he’s amenable, but I know he’s innocent.”

We feel like he is amenable to juvenile rehabilitation. … I know he’s innocent.
–Defense attorney Dennis Elisco

In almost half the states across the country, children can be prosecuted and tried in adult court, according to the University of Texas’ Lyndon B. Johnson School of Public Affairs. Many of the laws passed were passed during a time when juvenile crime spiked in the 1980s and 1990s.

But sentencing experts say a majority of homicide cases involving children as young as Jordan are tried in juvenile courts, where the records remain sealed and sentences are less harsh.

At the time of the slaying, Jordan was a chubby fifth-grader with dark brown hair and an energetic smile. He liked riding bikes and reading Harry Potter books. Since the third grade, he played quarterback in his community’s football league.

Family and friends describe him as an “all-American boy.”

On weekends, Jordan hunted alongside his father, Chris Brown, who purchased the youth-sized 20-gauge shotgun state police believe was the murder weapon. The gun was given to Jordan as a present for Easter, and the boy’s lawyers say he only used it for hunting.

Jordan’s family friends say they never saw him exhibit any violent behavior. And he had no prior brushes with the law.

“He always got along with everybody, and he was always smiling,” said Lonnie McConahy, 43, a co-trustee of the Jordan Brown Trust Fund. “It was always ‘yes, sir’ and ‘no, ma’am.’ ”

After his arrest, Jordan was placed in the Lawrence Country Jail, a facility for adults. But authorities transferred him to a juvenile center in March after his attorneys argued that the adult jail couldn’t accommodate an 11-year-old.

Most juveniles who enter the Edmund L. Thomas Adolescent Detention Center come and go within a few weeks. But Jordan has spent a birthday and Christmas there. He missed a much-anticipated fifth-grade overnight field trip to Gettysburg and didn’t get to play his final year on the junior football league.

His attorneys say Jordan is still unable to grasp the magnitude of what is happening to him. He is doing well in counseling, his attorneys and family say.

Jordan’s detention facility locker holds his books and board games. His school friends and football teammates shower him with letters, cards and magazines.

He is showing signs of reaching puberty. He has grown several inches and has gained about 20 pounds. He’s starting to look like a teenager.

Although it is rare to charge someone so young as an adult in the United States, the prosecutor in the case says Pennsylvania law left him with little choice.

In the case of homicide, “my choice is either to charge him as an adult, or don’t charge him,” said John Bongivengo of the Lawrence County District Attorney’s Office. “Not charging him at all wasn’t feasible.”

My choice is either to charge him as an adult, or don’t charge him.
–Prosecutor John Bongivengo

It also is rare for an 11-year-old to commit a violent crime. In his 30-year analysis of juvenile homicides, Northeastern University criminologist James Alan Fox found about 500 cases of children younger than 11 who were suspected of murder.

Brain science has been central to the debate on whether juveniles should be punished as adults. It’s only in the past decade that there’s been any significant scientific research on the adolescent brain. .

Laurence Steinberg of Temple University explained why juveniles lack control.

“The teenage brain is like a car with a good accelerator but a weak brake,” wrote Steinberg, who is considered among the foremost experts in the field. “With powerful impulses under poor control, the likely result is a crash.”

The U.S. Supreme Court took into account the growing body of adolescent brain research in 2005 when it banned the death penalty for juveniles.

“For all of the reasons the Supreme Court has rejected imposing the death penalty on children and all the new brain research, those reasons are magnified when thinking about a child as young as 11,” said Marsha Levick, director of the Juvenile Law Center in Philadelphia.

Jordan’s defense argues that there are no witnesses to connect him to the crime, but prosecutors are relying on the statements of the victim’s oldest daughter, who was 7 at the time. She told authorities she heard a loud boom before leaving for school with Jordan.

The teenage brain is like a car with a good accelerator but a weak brake.

That sound, prosecutors say, was the noise of a 20-gauge youth shotgun that state police believe is the weapon responsible for Houk’s slaying.

But Jordan’s attorneys say the witness, now 8, is unreliable because she didn’t say she heard a “boom” the first two times police interrogated her. It wasn’t until a third round of questioning that she told them about the noise.

The victim’s body was discovered by her youngest daughter, just 4.

Prosecutors allege there was tension between Jordan and Houk, who had moved into the father’s farmhouse. They say Jordan was jealous of Houk and her two daughters. The unborn child would have been a boy.

“There are no signs of forced entry,” Bongivengo added. “No signs of a robber or burglar.”  Jordan’s supporters deny any rivalry or bad feelings between the boy and his would-be stepmother.

Prosecutors also allege that there is strong physical evidence linking Jordan to the crime. Police found gunshot residue on Jordan’s shirt. A state trooper testified that the gun smelled like it had been freshly fired. His defense team argues that many of Jordan’s shirts and guns had residue because he frequently hunted with his father.

Also, police said they discovered a blanket covering the gun with a quarter-sized hole burned into it.

With outcome of the decertification hearing still months away, there is little consolation for the victims’ family.  The victim’s family wants Jordan to be charged as an adult for taking two lives, they say.

They remember Kenzie Houk as beautiful, friendly and popular. Family members say they miss attending weekly bingo nights, cooking dinner and watching Steelers games with her.

“She’d give her last penny to everyone,” said her mother, Debbie Houk. “She loved everyone and didn’t have a mean bone in her body.” Debbie Houk, said she never expected to be a mother again. But after her daughter was slain, she now cares for her grandchildren.

“The day Kenzie was murdered, the whole family was served with a life sentence,” she said. “There are a 4-year-old and 7-year-old who are serving life right now. They are never going to see their mom.”

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“It’ll Snow in DC Until Al Gore Cries “Uncle”

Here is what we here at the BrokenCountry have been waiting for. The media and the scientists to blame the snow storms around the world on global warming. These people think we are all idiots. Here is a passage from the following article,

“Brace yourselves now — this may be a case of politicians twisting the facts. There is some evidence that climate change could in fact make such massive snowstorms more common, even as the world continues to warm.

Because it turns out that hotter air — i.e., global warming — can hold more moisture, thus creating MORE snow, not less. As pointed out by meteorologist Jeff Masters at Weather Underground”

Do these people think we are fools? This is just the normal cycle of the weather. Weathermen cannot accurately predict what is going to happen tomorrow, yet they are trying to convince us that they know what is going to happen one hundred years from now. I believe they are the fools. Ed.

Poor Al Gore. The second major blizzard to hit Washington, D.C. is fueling the fire for conservatives who say that the nonstop snow pokes holes in evidence backing global warming.

Amid reports that the area was facing another 10 to 20 inches of snow, Sen. Jim DeMint (R-S.C.) took the Twitter-sphere Tuesday to take a jab at Gore, who is one of the foremost proponents of the government action to counter global warming, The Hill reported.

It’s going to keep snowing in DC until Al Gore cries “uncle”

He’s not the only conservative jumping on the global warming is bunk bandwagon. During a speech Monday at the Sierra-Cascade Logging Conference in Redding, Calif., former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin lampooned studies supporting global warming as a “bunch of snake oil science,” the AP reported.

After all, it stands to reason that if the world is getting warmer — and the past decade was the hottest on record — major snowstorms should become a thing of the past, like Palm Pilots and majority rule in the Senate, Time magazine notes. But:

Brace yourselves now — this may be a case of politicians twisting the facts. There is some evidence that climate change could in fact make such massive snowstorms more common, even as the world continues to warm.

Because it turns out that hotter air — i.e., global warming — can hold more moisture, thus creating MORE snow, not less. As pointed out by meteorologist Jeff Masters at Weather Underground:

Record-breaking snowstorms are not an indication that global warming is not occurring. In fact, we can expect there may be more heavy snowstorms in regions where it is cold enough to snow, due to the extra moisture global warming has added to the atmosphere–an extra 4% since 1970.

Of course, one or two snowstorms does not global warming make. As Time notes, “weather is what will happen next weekend; climate is what will happen over the next decades and centuries.”

In the meantime, let the global warming snowballs fly.

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Really Small Earthquake Hits Chicago

A 4.3 earthquake hits Chicago? Are you kidding me? We don’t even get out of bed for a 4.3 out here in Los Angeles. We just roll over and go back to sleep, that is if it wakes us up at all. Things can’t get much worse for the people of Chicago. Buried in snow and having earthquakes. It’s all Obama’s fault. Ed.

A small earthquake in northern Illinois set off car alarms, knocked books off the shelves and jolted scores of people awake at 4 a.m. Wednesday, but otherwise caused no serious damage, officials said.

The United States Geological Survey reported that the earthquake, which had an estimated magnitude of 4.3, was centered near Virgil, about 50 miles northwest of Chicago, at a depth of about three miles. There were no immediate reports of aftershocks.

Sarah Evans, 29, of the northwest Chicago suburb of Elgin, said she was awakened at about 4 a.m. when her house started trembling.

“I popped out of bed,” she said. “I felt extreme shaking. I shook my husband, and said, ‘Oh my God, I think it was an earthquake.’” She said the dogs didn’t bark but it seemed as if everything in her 100-year-old single-family home was shaking, as if a train was roaring by.

Ms. Evans, who is the owner of Sevans Strategy, a public relations strategy firm that guides companies on how to use Twitter and other social media, said she then reached for her iPhone and posted a message on Twitter. “Seriously weird,” she wrote. “Something that felt like a minor quake just woke us up. Can anyone else in the CHI area/burbs confirm?”

Soon, she said, many people were trading information about the quake through the forum.

Pat Gengler, a spokesman for the Kane County sheriff, said the switchboards had been lighting up with calls, but he said there were no immediate reports of any damage.

“Right now the only reports we were getting were some people a little startled at 4 in the morning when their house started shaking,” he said. “We got a lot of snow out here and we had a little earthquake, so it’s been an interesting 12 hours.”

Amy Vaughan, a geophysicist with the agency, said that the tremor was only the second notable earthquake in more than 30 years to rattle the area. Even though the quake was relatively small, it was felt by residents as far away as southern Wisconsin, according to news reports.

“This is not a very seismically active area,” Ms. Vaughan said. “We don’t know what fault system this is, but there are faults everywhere throughout the world that can slip at any given time.”

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Captain Phil Harris Dies Deadliest Catch Star

Captain Phil Harris Deadliest catch star dies We here at the BrokenCountry are big fans of “Deadliest Catch” and Catain Phil Harris. Oh, and this crab they catch. Our deepest sympathy goes out to the family and friends of Capt. Phil. Ed.

Captain Phil Harris — star of Discovery Channel’s “Deadliest Catch” — died about an hour ago … sources tell TMZ.

Harris was hospitalized a few weeks ago after suffering a stroke while unloading crabs. He had been doing better until the sudden turn.

Captain Harris died in a hospital in Alaska. He was 53.

Harris’ kids, Jake and Josh, tell TMZ, “It is with great sadness that we say goodbye to our dad, Captain Phil Harris. Dad has always been a fighter and continued to be until the end. For us and the crew, he was someone who never backed down. We will remember and celebrate that strength. Thanks to everyone for their thoughts and prayers.”

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