Daily Archives: January 23, 2010

Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie to split

I have an idea. Lets get married, fly about the world adopting children, and then once we realize that the only reason we were adopting children in the first place was because we are both complete boors, then we will get a divorce and leave the children the innocent victims of our own selfishness. JD

Fellas, trim the nose hair and tuck those shirts in: Angelina Jolie is single again.

And, ladies, that means Brad Pitt is available, too.

Of course there’s the matter of the children. According to news reports, including the Sunday Times of London, the World’s Most Beautiful Couple have signed paperwork to officially separate and share custody of their six children.

Pitt and Jolie are not married, and they will keep the money they each separately earned, which Forbes magazine esimates at more than $100 million each.

Pitt will have full access to their three biological children, Shiloh, knox and Vivienne, and their three adopted children, Maddox, Zahara and Pax.

“It seemed clear they want the world to know they’ll both play a part in the upbringing of the children,” a source told London’s News of the World. “But Angelina will actually be the one who lives with them full-time.”

The pair met and began a relationship during filming of the 2005 comedy-romance “Mr. & Mrs. Smith.”

Rumors are swirling that Pitt and former wife Jennifer Aniston might be reconciling. During a telethon for Haiti on Friday night, the two were seen together backstage.

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Man pulled from rubble 11 days after Haiti Quake

A man has been pulled from the rubble 11 days after the magnitude 7.0 earthquake that struck Haiti. The man was in good condition. The announcement came a day after two people, an 84-year-old woman and a 21-year-old man, were pulled alive from the rubble in Port-au-Prince.

The UN spokeswoman Elizabeth Byrs says 132 people have been rescued since the earthquake 11 days ago.

On Friday the official government death toll from the quake rose to 110,000.

Speaking in Geneva, Ms Byrs said that the decision to end the rescue operation was “heartbreaking” but that it had been taken on the advice of experts.

She said most search and rescue teams would now be leaving Haiti, although some with heavy lifting equipment may stay to help with the clean-up operation and with aid distribution.

She added that humanitarian relief efforts were still being scaled up in Port-au-Prince, as well as in the towns of Jacmel, Leogane and other areas affected by the earthquake.

The BBC’s Adam Mynott, at a university building in Port-au-Prince where many people are feared buried, says there has been some disquiet among Haitians about the decision to end search efforts.

But although two people were pulled out alive in the capital on Friday, it is believed rescue teams have detected no new signs of life under the rubble for the past three days, our correspondent says.

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Andy Dick Mug shot Andy Dick Arrested for Sexual Abuse

Andy Dick Mugshot Mug shotAt least this mug shot isn’t as creepy as the last.

Perpetually troubled funnyman Andy Dick was arrested in West Virginia Saturday morning on two felony charges of first-degree sexual abuse, the Huntington Police Department confirms to E! News.

Police are keeping the details under wraps, due to the ongoing investigation, but the comedian is expected to be arraigned early this afternoon. Dick is in West Virgina for six-scheduled performances throughout the weekend at the Funny Bone Comedy Club, and, according to a club rep, Saturday night’s show will go on.

“He had two shows last night and dominated, he was on fire,” Funny Bone manager Tom Schaefer tells E!, “the best I’ve ever seen him.”

Dick was reportedly celebrating his sobriety early Friday, but a source who was with the actor throughout the day tells E! that by the end out the night, the former Celebrity Rehab castoff had fallen off the wagon.

Officers responded to a call at Rum Runners nightclub, where two victims, a bartender and clubgoer, as well as several witnesses, alleged Dick “engaged in unwanted, and uninvited groping of the two victims genital areas,” according to a statement from the Huntington PD. ”

Dick’s newest legal woes come while he’s on probation for a similar crime, following a 2008 arrest for allegedly exposing himself to and groping a teenage girl.

The actor avoided jail time but was sentenced to three years’ probation, a portion of which he needed to wear a SCRAM ankle bracelet to detect any drug and alcohol use.

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Poll: Voter anger fueled Brown victory in Mass.

WASHINGTON — Voter discontent with the direction of the government, economy and the health care overhaul helped send Republican Scott Brown to his Senate victory in Massachusetts, a poll says.

About 63 percent of Massachusetts voters in Tuesday’s election said the country is seriously off track, and Brown won two-thirds of those voters, according to the poll by The Washington Post, the Henry J. Kaiser Family Foundation and Harvard University’s School of Public Health.

In contrast, Barack Obama had solid support from the more than 80 percent of Massachusetts voters in the presidential election who viewed the country as off-course in November 2008.

Nearly two-thirds of those who supported Brown over Democrat Martha Coakley said their vote was intended partly to show opposition to the Democratic agenda in Washington, including the health care overhaul. Still, rather than just blocking proposals, three-quarters said they wanted to see Brown work with Democrats to get GOP proposals into legislation in general; nearly half said that specifically about the health care legislation.

The findings cover voter sentiment in Massachusetts but offer a hint of broader political shifts nationwide that have put Democrats on the defensive.

Brown’s victory in the race to succeed the late Sen. Edward M. Kennedy cost Democrats their filibuster-proof total of 60 votes. That means Republicans will be able to stop or seriously slow down legislation at will. The GOP victory was also a poor omen for November’s elections.

Among other poll findings:

-Half of Massachusetts voters believe government should do more to solve problems; that’s down from 63 percent when Obama was elected. The large pool of voters who saw government as overreaching helped Brown claim victory.

-Health care and the economy were cited as the most important issues. Among voters for Brown, those issues were closely followed by the economy, jobs and “the way Washington is working.”

-About 43 percent of Massachusetts voters back the health care proposals supported by Obama and congressional Democrats, while 48 percent oppose them. The majority of those who opposed the measures backed Brown, saying the Democrats’ plan would make things worse for their families, the country and Massachusetts.
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Obama misses Gitmo deadline

Imitation, it’s been said, is the sincerest form of flattery.

Where Gitmo is concerned, former President Bush should feel somewhat flattered.

Even if President Obama didn’t plan it that way.

One year after signing an executive order to close the Guantanamo Bay Detention Facility today, Mister Obama finds himself where Bush was in two key respects: he intends to close the prison but can’t say when; he will hold dozens of suspected terrorists in custody without trial.

“One question that raises, of course, is whether the Obama administration is drifting toward a policy very similar to the one that the last president articulated,” said Benjamin Wittes of the Brookings Institution. “Once you remove the deadline and you say, ‘We’re not merely gonna miss it by a few days, we’re missing it by a lot, and we’re not going to tell you when the next date certain is,’ the answer seems to be you’re in a much closer place to that prior policy.”

What went wrong?

“It was two things,” said Charles “Cully” Stimson, former Bush Defense Department head of the Office of Detainee Affairs, now a scholar at the conservative Heritage Foundation. “One, naivety; two, irrational exuberance. They were going to be better stronger and faster than us. They had all the answers.”

One year later, the two biggest answers are just like Bush’s: the closure date is uncertain and a certain number of terror suspects will be held indefinitely and without charges.

The second “answer” infuriates human rights groups and flatly contradicts Obama’s May 21 speech at the National Archives.

“Our goal is to construct a legitimate legal framework for remaining Guantanamo detainees that cannot be transferred – not to avoid one,” Obama said then. “In our constitutional system, prolonged detention should not be the decision of any one man. If and when we determine that the United States must hold individuals to keep them from carrying out an act of war,we will do so within a system that involves judicial and congressional oversight.”

But Obama’s done nothing to negotiate a new law on indefinite detention. Instead, he’s fallen back on the Bush argument that war powers given his administration after 9/11 to fight the Taliban and Al Qaeda in Afghanistan allow for the indefinite detention of terror suspects.

White House officials say Congress won’t pass a new law on detention without trial. The futility excuse does not fly in some quarters.

“The president made a very clear speech in May, saying he was not going to act alone in this,” Wittes said. “Then the administration changed its mind and decided that they’re not going to do it because it’s too politically difficult. I think they deserve a lot of criticism for that. The administration has kind of backed itself into adopting a very unhealthy policy that the last administration had.”

Stimson says the failure to pursue a new law allowing for indefinite detentions could complicate, if not completely undermine, another vow Obama made in his National Archives speech.

“I am not going to release individuals who endanger the American people,” Obama said then.

Stimson fears federal judges may do just that once, as expected, these detainees begin serving time in the maximum security prison in Thomson, Illinois, that Obama has ordered replace Guantanamo.

“If they move those folks to Thomson or somewhere else in the united states, judges will order some of those guys into the united states because they’re rights have not been defined their privileges have not been defined,” Stimson said.

There are 196 detainees at Gitmo now. The Obama administration has released 44. Top officials said today 110 will be sent to other countries, 35 will be tried in U.S. federal courts and roughly 50 will be held without trial.

These numbers reflect a year’s worth of work settling – once and for all – what will become of each and every detainee. On this score, Stimson offers Obama high praise.

“We should give credit where credit is due,” Stimson said. “They’ve done something we didn’t do. They have shared all the information on all the detainees and racked and stacked them in ways that we didn’t. This series of executive orders did serve a good purpose.”

But that praise is cold comfort to a White House that can only regard its extravagant “closed in one year” promise as its most conspicuous first-year policy failure.

“Of course that’s a policy failure,” Wittes said, adding the Democratically controlled Congress deserves some of the blame. “(The White House) has had an exceedingly uncooperative Congress. Many members of both parties have shown themselves much more interested in preventing people from ending up congressional districts than in helping to effectuate an effective national policy. And the administration has not been effective in engaging Congress.”

The White House, still reeling from the loss of the Democrats’ 60th U.S. Senate seat in Massachusetts, is trying to find a new way forward on health care. But analysts say it must also persuade Congress to provide new funds to purchase and retro-fit the prison in Thomson, Illinois.

Stimson, for one, isn’t optimistic.

“This is an election year. There is law in place that prevents detainees from being brought to the United States unless it’s for trial,” Stimson said. “With (Senator-elect) Scott Brown’s victory now looming in the minds of reasonable Democrats, very few are going to vote to import terrorists to the United States.”

Will Gitmo still be open in January 2011?

“I think it’s most likely there will still be people at Gitmo a year from now,” Wittes said.

“Without a doubt, Guantanamo will not close in 2010,” Stimson said.

One thing will be different, though.

“The aspect of this conversation that we will not be having (a year from now) is about unrealistic expectations and deadlines that (the White House) can’t meet. I think that’s a lesson they’ve really learned.”

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