Daily Archives: December 24, 2009

VIDEO: Pope Attacked at Christmas Eve Ceremony

Here is a good video of the Pope getting knocked to the ground by a crazy woman. It knocked that garbage pail off his head and he even dropped that smoking purse he carries. Good stuff. JD

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MY CHRISTMAS APOLOGIES

Guest correspondent Joe Pyloric here.

This Christmas Eve, I just wanted to apologize to everyone I have offended this past year with my rants, essays, epistles, etc.  I realize that I should be more understanding, compassionate, and trusting, and not take such a cynical view of things, even though the facts have been in my favor.  So, to all the liberal bedwetters out there, please accept my warmest apologies.  Just kidding.

“All true democrats must stand guard lest the old class tyranny of the Right be replaced by a new class tyranny of the Left.”

Albert Einstein, 1918

Guess there are no true democrats out there.

Have a good holiday – I’ll be back next week venting some more.

Joe

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Video: Pope Takes a beating at Christmas Eve Mass

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Bernie Madoff takes a beating in prison

Bernard Madoff takes a beating in prisonIt just doesn’t get any better than this.  Bernie Madoff gets his ass kicked in prison.   Gee,  I can’t imagine why a bunch of white collar criminals would want to give old Bernie a beating,  can you?    JD

DURHAM, NC — Sources tell ABC11 Eyewitness News that disgraced financier Bernie Madoff is being treated for serious injuries consistent with an assault.

The sources told ABC11 Madoff was treated at Duke University Medical Center in Durham last Friday and discharged earlier this week.

He is serving a life sentence at the federal prison in Butner after admitting to cheating investors out of billions of dollars.

According to the sources, Madoff came to Duke with facial fractures, broken ribs and a collapsed lung.

Prison officials won’t confirm that. They say the 71-year-old is now in the medical clinic at the prison in Butner.

According a report by the Associated Press, Madoff’s lawyer – Ira Sorkin – contradicts the assault story, saying his client “had some dizzy spells and some high blood pressure.”

The report also quoted a prison official as saying Madoff was not assaulted. He has been under medical care for seven days.

The AP reported Duke University Medical Center earlier said Madoff had been treated there, but later a spokeswoman said the hospital had never had a patient by that name.

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