U683781INPGeez.   President Barack O’Blunder strikes again.     It was leaked to the media late last night after two days of reporting,  that the party crashing couple that managed to get into were cleared by the White House to be there in the first place.    A White House official confirmed to FoxNews.com on Friday that Michaele and Tareq Salahi were not invited to Tuesday’s star-studded event.

Now correct me if I am wrong,  but just yesterday,  the white house had said that there was “a lapse in security by the Secret Service.”    Now just a few short hours later when the White House realized that the jig was up,   they have to admit to FoxNews,  who is clearly the only news outlet that will ask President Obama questions that weren’t written by Obama himself,  that they were the ones that screwed up.   

We here at Brokencountry.com have secured the super secret list of party goers that have been approved by Obama himself to attend the New Years Eve party being thrown by the Obama’s at the white house.  

1.   Osama Bin Laden

2.  Sirhan Sirhan

3. Woody Allen

4.  John Wilkes Booth

5.  Ebinezer Scrooge

6.  Timothy McVeigh

7. Terry Nichols

8. Randy Weaver

9. Charles Manson

10. Ted Kaczynski

11. Patty Hearst

12. Richard Ramirez

13. The Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh

14. T. Boone Pickens

15. Saddam Hussein

16. Abraham Lincoln

17. Elvis

18. O.J. Simpson

19.  Jeffrey Dahmer

20.  Jack The Ripper

21.  Nelson Kerflunctenpoop

22.   Alger Hiss

23.  John Wayne

24.  Son of Sam

25.  Lizzy Borden

26. Ted Bundy

27.  John Wayne Gacey

28.  David Duke

29.  Tom Metzger

30.  Harpo Yerfniw

31.  Bill Glick

32. Mahatma Gandhi

33.  Yasser Arafat

34.  Pol Pot

35.  Ho Chi Minh

36.  Adolph Hitler

37.  Idi Amin

38.  Hugo Chavez

39.  Fidel Castro

40.  Barbra Streisand

 

Thats the list for Obama’s New Years Bash as we have it.  Sounds like a rip roaring time for all of the attendees. Of course you probably all know that this is a joke. Most of the people on this list are dead on gone. Thats the joke. I hope all is well with you and yours during this holiday season. JD

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