In what was believed to be a stroke of brilliance by President Obama, the president thought it would be better idea to have the turkey come visit him, but unfortunately for the president he did not know that “Turkey” was not just a bird, but also a place on a map.

Trying to make the best of an embarrassing moment, President Obama decided to pretend it was all a joke by deep frying the turkey in the White House rose garden. Unfortunately, no one told the president that the turkey first needs to be “rendered, cleaned and plucked.” As the press looked on in horror, President Obama proceeded to put the live turkey into the deep fryer where it promptly burst into flames. The resulting fire raced through the rose garden and burned the rear balcony off of the White House before the flames could be doused.

President Obama’s press secretary Robert Gibbs said in a press conference over the blunder ” Duh, I don’t know what I am saying cuz I are not so smart, But Principal Obama said he is sorry.”

As a perplexed media asked more questions, Gibbs then said ” I thought Turkey was a type of fruit.” The press core laughed, but it was at that point that Gibbs muttered something about “gravity effecting the stock market.” Gibbs then removed his shoe and began talking into it as if it were a phone. One reporter asked if Gibbs had been watching “Get Smart.” Gibbs replied ” No. Getting smart this late in life is not an option.”

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animal or PETA, is planning a full scale protest next weekend. JD