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Obama Visits Turkey

Obama\'s Turkey Visit

  • In an attempt to save the taxpayers money, President Obama decided to have Turkey come to visit him
  • In what was believed to be a stroke of brilliance by President Obama, the president thought it would be better idea to have the turkey come visit him, but unfortunately for the president he did not know that “Turkey” was not just a bird, but also a place on a map.

    Trying to make the best of an embarrassing moment, President Obama decided to pretend it was all a joke by deep frying the turkey in the White House rose garden. Unfortunately, no one told the president that the turkey first needs to be “rendered, cleaned and plucked.” As the press looked on in horror, President Obama proceeded to put the live turkey into the deep fryer where it promptly burst into flames. The resulting fire raced through the rose garden and burned the rear balcony off of the White House before the flames could be doused.

    President Obama’s press secretary Robert Gibbs said in a press conference over the blunder ” Duh, I don’t know what I am saying cuz I are not so smart, But Principal Obama said he is sorry.”

    As a perplexed media asked more questions, Gibbs then said ” I thought Turkey was a type of fruit.” The press core laughed, but it was at that point that Gibbs muttered something about “gravity effecting the stock market.” Gibbs then removed his shoe and began talking into it as if it were a phone. One reporter asked if Gibbs had been watching “Get Smart.” Gibbs replied ” No. Getting smart this late in life is not an option.”

    People for the Ethical Treatment of Animal or PETA, is planning a full scale protest next weekend. JD

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    Fontainebleu Hotel Miami Florida

  • The Fontainebleau Hotel and resort in Miami. This is where the AFL-CIO chose to have its meetings to discuss their labor issues. It is one of the most expensive hotels in America.
  • I just want to point out what should be obvious to anyone with a brain in their head. The banking industry was vilified by the national media for going on previously planned junkets to show appreciation for their biggest shareholders.

    The articles in the news made the banking industry out to be “scam artists” that were taking the taxpayers money and wasting it by having these meetings.

    There were 13, 383 articles about about Northern Trust spending taxpayer money on these same type of junkets. Yet the silence is deafening when it comes to the “friends of the liberal media” AFL-CIO.

    The AFL-CIO story as of this moment has only been carried by five news outlets. FIVE!!! The Fontainebleau hotel gets more than $400.00 a night for their cheapest rooms. It is one of the most exclusive resorts on Miami Beach.

    So the next time someone chooses to post a comment or email me about how I have it all wrong when it comes to the painfully liberal bias in the national media, I will direct them to this article. JD

    Copy of one of the five articles below.

    It’s a bad time to be taking a “business” trip to a luxurious retreat in a warm climate. Especially if you’re doing it on someone else’s dime. If the networks find out, they’ll sneak hidden cameras in and report every detail of your lavish parties, and issue outraged cries about living high while others suffer. But, wait, you’re a union, not a company?

    Never mind. You may have to dodge that pesky Fox News reporter, but the networks are only interested in corporate wrongdoing.

    Labor leaders began meeting March 4 at the recently renovated (for $1 billion dollars) Fountainebleu hotel in Miami. Apparently, there are some things they could only discuss things at a $400/night resort. The best part for these AFL-CIO sun seekers? The entire cushy trip is paid for by union members’ dues:the same people currently losing their jobs hand over fist.

    The meeting is evidently designed make sure the AFL-CIO can get hold of more members’ dues. The retreat is for union leaders to strategize on how to make sure they get passage of “Card Check,” the legislation designed to end the secret ballot and sign up more members. More members mean more money.

    The broadcast networks, who’s “investigative reporters” have so doggedly exposed the private jets, five star junkets and decorating excesses of companies lately, have cut the AFL-CIO some slack. Neither the evening news programs nor the morning shows even noted the gathering. Only Fox News sent a correspondent, Brian Wilson, to detail the hard work union bosses were doing.

    Despite the March 5 visit of Vice President Joe Biden to the South Beach resort to discuss “Card Check,” The networks didn’t even mention the event. The White House went so far as to bar coverage of the meeting.

    All of this stands in stark contrast to the frenzy and hand wringing surrounding Northern Trust and their PGA tour affiliated events. The Republican Party has often been portrayed as friends of Wall Street and other “fat cats” while Democrats and labor unions are fighting for the neglected worker. Revealing a labor group’s hypocrisy is not in the liberal media’s interest.

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    Obama Kool-Aide

  • Just add Malt Liquor and you will be a believer too!
  • Just when you think it can’t get any better, Obama and his crazy supporters are at it again. After two weeks of Limbaugh bashing blew up in their face, the Kool-Aide drinking democrats start with a new attack on the GOP.

    There is an interesting behavior that needs to be examined here. First, why do liberals simply believe whatever the Obama, the media and the DNC says? It’s as if liberals can’t think for themselves or form their own opinions on any given issue.

    Liberals truly believe that by default, conservatives are bigots and anti-environmental rich people that hate everyone and everything when in reality nothing could be further from the truth. The real hate is seated firmly in the liberal democratic party.

    Just take a look around the blogosphere. Read the liberal blogs and see for yourselves the visceral hated these people have for any and all that don’t think like they do. The absolute disdain the liberals have for anyone that dares to voice an opposing opinion about President Obama. Anyone that opposes President Obama is instantly labeled a racist. It’s amazing! Because Obama is half black he is above reproach?

    With all noise from the left coming at us on a minute by minute basis, how can anyone believe anything the liberals say? It’s constant and calculated. It’s never ending. In blogs, on the news and in Sunday morning programs the liberals are on the attack and will ridicule anyone that doesn’t agree with them. It’s embarrassing.

    And the attack continues today. The media are still attacking Rush Limbaugh and the GOP. It’s all over the news. Attacking Limbaugh was taken from the Clinton playbook. The liberals must have forgotten to read the footnotes though. Especially the one that said “don’t attack Rush Limbaugh! It will blow up in your face.” JD

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    Pinocchio Obama liar ruined economy

  • Obama’s blatant lies to frighten Americans into going along with his socialist takeover of the United States has ruined the U.S. economy.
  • I blame the American media and the Obama administration for the tanking economy. History will show that in an attempt to get Barack Obama elected, the nation liberal media headed up their nightly news with a carpet bombing campaign with regard to the American economy.

    A simple Google search will show that the U.S. economy had been tanking since the beginning of 2008. But the media in a last ditch effort to make sure that Obama won the election, began to trash Sarah Palin and the U.S. economy.

    Unfortunately for Americans, the second most important thing to the media, second only to putting a democrat in the oval office, is RATINGS! And the tanking economy brings big ratings.

    Obama wins the election

    So the media succeeds in putting Obama in the oval office. The media being willing accomplices to the liberal cause, they decide to continue to make the economy front page news. People hide their wallets and bury their collective heads in the sand.

    The economy, already weak from a struggling real estate sector, begins to absolutely tank. People begin to panic and stop buying durable goods like washing machines and automobiles.

    Before long the economy begins to feed on itself. Still the media and President Obama continue to try to push their socialist agenda at the expense of the U.S. worker. Obama goes across America telling Americans how bad the economy is doing in an attempt to socialize America.

    The democratic mantra has always been “Tell a big lie long enough and after awhile even I will believe it.” Now everyone has bought into this lie. The economy is in a free fall. All of this is so the liberals in Washington can make the United States more like RUSSIA!!!

    The caring all inclusive democrats along with their willing accomplices in the media have proven conclusively that they don’t give two shits about the American people. They care only about turning this once great nation into a nation of serfs that have to depend on the Kremlin for everything. JD

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    Obama health care compromise hillary

  • No brainer. Of course Obama will compromise. He has no choice.
  • President Obama signals for compromise? Why would that be? Probably because it’s like I said. He will not get socialized medicine in America because we all know what a dismal failure it has been in the rest of the free world.

    So to save face and create a prevent defense he and the national media are going to “pretend” like Obama was open to compromise the whole time. In reality the Obama camp as well as the national media were busy attacking Rush Limbaugh.

    Rush Limbaugh and talk radio in general was instrumental in defeating “universal healthcare” during the Clinton administration. The “attack Limbaugh” tactic has decidedly blown up in old Obamy’s face so now he is open to “compromise.

    Now Obama is probably hearing ruminations from the congress about the strong opposition coming from constituents in their collective districts. The president can see the writing on the wall and like all politicians, he does not want it portrayed as a massive defeat Like Bill Clinton did in 1992.

    Moving forward I can predict the future. Now President Obama will use language that portrays the right as the the main reason that he cannot get a new MASSSIVE ENTITLEMENT for the good people (lazy Americans that want freebies) passed through congress. Go figure. I have been calling that one for the last six months. JD

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    America\'s future Gay Pride parade California Propostion 8 eight

  • America’s Future.
  • The Media . . . Oh how they like to leave out the facts.
    Fact. California is a socialist mecca.
    Fact. California has the most liberal supreme court in the United States.
    Fact. California courts have overturned the will of the California voter several times with regard to civil rights.
    Fact. Transplants from the northeastern United States have moved west and ruined Calfornia.
    Fact. The California State government has effectively made it impossible to live any type pf normal life in the state.

    I would bet money that the California Supreme Court will overturn proposition 8 with extreme prejudice. It’s the way of the west. JD

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    Rihanna Chris Brown

  • WTF? Just what is it that Rihanna sees in Chris Brown?
  • I don’t get it. What is Rihanna thinking running with Chris Brown? She is an attractive young woman and can do better. Chris Brown allegedly beat Rihanna down and she goes back to him? What’s wrong with the above picture?

    Chris Brown looks like Mr. Ed. I can’t tell if those are his teeth or Chicklets. Those choppers of his look like billboards. If I were his agent I would sell advertising on those placards Chris Brown calls teeth.

    I don’t know who he paid to do his dental work but he should get a full refund. I bet Chris Brown can eat an apple through a chain link fence.

    What about his pointed head? Whats up with that? Geez, I don’t know if he beat Rihanna with his pointy head, but that thing is a dangerous weapon. He should go to a body shop and get that point ground down. Either that or get a second job as a ball peen hammer. JD

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