As promised, here they are. Brokencountry.com’s douchebags of the week. Leave it to the dumbshits that make up the global warming crowd to have a protest in a blizzard. What a bunch of mamalukes. Geez, they look even dumber than they are. It’s embarrassing. How can anyone believe anything that the goracle and big lummox Algore says? You truly do have to be an idiot. What a bunch of Douchebags.

03/07/2009

Good old Octomom. For trying to completely portray yourself as some sort of victim in your own little fantasy world whereby you think you are Angelina Jolie, you win the illustrious award of Douchebag of the week. Suleman is a sick human being and she and Kate Gosselin should both be publicly flogged and put in the laughing stock for a few weeks for good measure. Nadya Suleman, You are a douchebag.

02/20/09

This week its a no brainer as to who will be the Douchebag of the week. Bristol Palin wins hands down. No one else even came close to her. Comments like “having a child is not “glamorous,” and that telling young people to be abstinent is “not realistic at all.”

And “everyone should just wait 10 years to have a baby, rather than when you’re young.”

And lets not forget “It’s just, like, I’m not living for myself anymore. It’s, like, for another person, so it’s different,” Bristol Palin told Fox News’ Greta Van Susteren. “And just you’re up all night. And it’s not glamorous at all,” she said. “Like, your whole priorities change after having a baby.”

What an idiot. Message to Governor Palin. Go back and find out who Bristol’s english teachers were from Kindergarten through her senior year of high school and fire them all. I have never heard a person massacre the english language like Bristol Palin does. It’s embarrassing. God help us if Bristol Palin runss for elected office. JD

02/13/09
Well this week Douchebag of the Week was a tossup between Barack Obama and Judd Gregg until the Rabbi Joaquin Phoenix paid a visit to the David Letterman Show.

Barack Obama was considered because of his campaign to scare Americans and threaten Congress into passing his “stimulus” package into law. I have nothing against a real stimulus package, but President Obama’s stimulus package does NOTHING for the average American. It does however reward all of the unions that helped to get him elected. This is the reason that most polls show that Americans don’t want the stimulus package passed in it current form. It is also why the Obama administration has kept the text of the bill under wraps until it can be passed. So much for transparency in government.

Judd Gregg was nominated for DOTW because he was stupid enough to think that the Obama Administration would let him have a say in the policies of the Obama Administration. He was asked to be the Secretary of Commerce to be a puppet and the token republican and nothing more. If I were living in New Hampshire I would be asking if Mr. Gregg is even qualified to be a senator at this point. What an Idiot.

But then came Joaquin Phoenix on the David Letterman Show. Anyone that saw the interview knows just why I elected Mr. Phoenix the Douchebag of the Week. What a douchebag. Joaquin Phoenix sat there and contributed NOTHING to the show until the point where it became so ridiculous that the audience and the viewer had no choice but to laugh at how stupid he was. Phoenix was dressed in a black suit and tie and with that ridiculous beard he looked like an orthodox Jewish Rabbi. It was the funniest and the saddest thing I have seen on TV in years. Joaquin Phoenix is the Douchebag of the Week. Back to Brokencountry.com