Daily Archives: January 4, 2009

Fuck the gyms and their discounts. I would much rather talk about these two idiots and the fact that they are proud of how fucking fat they are. I am amazed at this behavior. I was a bit overweight at one time and I did something that today is portrayed as some sort of divine intervention. I used will power and personal responsibility.

It’s an amazing thing. Taking the bull by the horns. Taking control of the situation. Thinking to myself ” I wasn’t born a lardass tub of shit with a belly twice the size of my wife when she was pregnant with triplets.” The idea that these two fucking morons are smiling and posing for these pictures like they are somehow in control of all mankind makes me want to vomit.

I have news for you fat lumps of shit. You will soon be surfing on my wallet through the emergency rooms and Intensive Care Units of America. It won’t be so fucking funny then, will it? It’s the hard working health conscious American that is going to have to foot the bill to have your fucking gangrenous legs lopped off because of diabetes.

It will be responsible taxpayers like me that will have to pay for your dialysis and kidney/liver transplant. It will be taxpayers like me that will have to pay for your quadruple heart bypass when you have your 11th heart attack. It will be taxpayers like me that have to pay the eighty thousand dollars to scrap the bacon fat from your jugulars you fucking fat waste of oxygen.

You and people like you are a fucking embarrassment to society. It’s not funny it’s pathetic. I don’t want to hear anymore of those arguments that “large people should be accepted.” That’s bullshit. The fact of the matter is that for every 2 people in the hospital for smoking related illness, there are 11 people in the hospital for obesity related illness. By the way, at this point your not people, your elephants!

Your not supposed to eat enough for a family of ten! Your not supposed to shit out a dinette set every time you put your three hundred pound butt cheeks on the bowl! Your not supposed to eat out off a trough! Your not supposed to drink a keg of beer a day! It’s not “normal” to eat eight triple burgers at one sitting. Stop it already.

You people SHOULD be ashamed of yourselves. There is No excuse. It’s not a disease! You have no self control. Furthermore, you don’t care what others think of you. Where the vast majority of society cares about their health and the way they are perceived by others, you ridicule their normal behavior and make excuses for your own lack of will power. It’s not society being judgmental. It’s society being prudent. It’s society saying that if you come into this world at a normal weight you should go out at a normal weight. Here is a novel concept. Stop making excuses and go on a diet. In fact, next time your at the local buffet or Mc Donalds, don’t blame the proprietor. Don’t blame the food. Blame yourself for eating enough for a small community! JD