Britney Spears on the VMA’s
Posted by webmasterSep 10
Was it just me or did Britney Spears VMA appearance look like William Hung’s drunken sister trying out for American Idol? She looked pathetic, at times seeming almost lethargic. Britney looked like she needed a nap after burning three skunk bud fatties. She did this thing where she was supposed to fall back and be caught by a bunch of male dancers but she was so fucking fat that they couldn’t lift her off the ground. One of the dancers appeared to bust a hernia.
Britney was wearing a panty and bra combo that only accentuated her girth and there appeared to be some extra appendages growing in places where they shouldn’t be growing I.E. a penis. Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, she looked like she forgot the words to her own song which wouldn’t be a problem EXCEPT SHE WAS LIP-SYNCING!!! She looked like a younger version of Anna Nicole Smith on LSD. Shes about three rehabs away from suicide. It was obvious that she was sucking in her massive gut and her thighs looked like untapped kegs of beer and her hair looked like wire from a bailing machine. JD
You can see the Youtube video here
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