I must admit, I’ve been waiting a long time to write this one. I’ve been watching quietly, waiting for the day that I could say with great certainty that Madonna is a shrew. I am having great fun watching this self proclaimed “boy toy” turn into an old man with breasts. well ladies and gentleman, we are probably about five years from actually seeing that happen. Madonna is about to have to face the cold hard reality that we have all had to face after forty years of age; You ass doesn’t age like a fine wine. You get old. There is no way to avoid it.

I can’t wait until she gets that face lift that makes her look like Burt Reynolds. Burt looks like a young Bea Arthur. Notice the gap

in her teeth. Check out the flab under her arms. Look closely at the hump beginning to appear in her back. There’s no mistaking it. She is rounding the corner to manhood. I wonder if it’s too late for a bahMitvah? Her hair is like 16 gauge wire and her ass is as flat as a stop sign. Isn’t it great?

It won’t be long before Guy Ritchie trades up to a hot 25 year old. Remember when Madonna thought she was english? She was talking with that affected voice after she met Guy Ritchie? That was the best. Then she thought she was a lesbian. How funny was that? Her last album only sold 35,000 copies. They printed 500,000 cd’s. The record company ended up giving most of the m away. I must say thought that it has been fun watching her desparately clinging to youth. Look at her in that leotard. She

looks like a washed up Rockette. Do us all a favor Madonna. Go back under your bridge and give the world a break. I have always thought that you were way over rated, especially after seeing your manly armpits and flapjack like jugs in those old pictures of you when you were like twenty three or sonthin. You and Michael Jackson should go to the old ladies retirement home and spend the rest of your years watching your teeth fall out and your hair turn into a wire wheel. JD