Larry H. Parker, Len Jacoby and James Sokolove

Take a good look at these scumbags. Every major metropolitan city has one. In Los Angeles, we have Larry H. Parker. This miscreant is an absolute scourge on society. He has managed to single handedly turn the people of Los Angeles into a town of litigious idiots that seem to think that everyone owes them a free ride through life. Right about now you are thinking of the scumbag lawyer commercials you are bombarded with on a daily basis. Some have even started to spam us with “what we are entitled to” emails.

Len Jacoby started most of this mess when he founded Jacoby and Myers back in the late seventies. Jacoby and Myers is a national law firm that prides itself of screwing corporations, insurance companies and individuals out of millions annually. Mr. Jacoby has offices in almost every major U.S. city and has a website where he actually brags about how many people he has raked over the coals.

James Sokolove. Now this guy is a real shit heal. I am sure you have seen his commercials on television where you live. He is a lawyer from Texas. Like all lawyers, he produces nothing but misery on corporate America. He has commercials running constantly for Vioxx, Asbestos, Viagra, Fen Phen, Neurontin, and my favorite, Mesothelioma. Click here to see this assholes website. He makes millions referring people to local attorneys that will represent them. In other words, he is like a “yellow pages” for local scumbag lawyers looking to screw corporations out of millions. They have their own “shill doctors” that will convince you that there is something wrong with you and then attack corporations with huge lawsuits.

Rush Limbaugh put it best when he called these guys “Miners.” This is exactly what they are, miners. They get up in the morning and put on their miners helmets and grab their pick ax and get to work. They pick at corporations and individuals with their ax until they strike gold.

They produce nothing but heartache and misery. Think about it. They don’t build houses. They don’t produce cars. They don’t own factories. Yet they are multi-millionaires! They prey on the weakest in our society. The stay at home mom that has a self esteem issue because for the last five years she has been eating enough for 10 each day so now McDonalds owes her millions. The lazy welfare recipients that have been wronged by society. People at home faking a back injury because they are too fucking lazy to work for a living.

They run their commercials all day long during soap operas and game shows, trolling for saps that are dumb enough to get involved in the legal screwing of America. They convince people that somehow they have been wronged by corporate America and these corporations owe them something. The end result? Higher prices to the consumer! These corporations just pass the costs of litigation along to you and me.

Here is the best part of this scam. They file “class action suits” against these corporations. In a class action suit a typical settlement might be six hundred million dollars. This is divided among all of the people that join the class. They could number in the millions. Most people take the time to go to a shill doctor, fill out a mountain of paperwork and join the class.

What’s the payoff?? usually about a hundred bucks. Why such a paltry sum? Because the lawyers can take up to half of the settlement, leaving almost nothing for the suckers they duped into suing the corporation in the first place! You sit holding an empty bag and the lawyers buy new estates in Tuscany. What a racket, eh?

Here is the best part of all. There is nothing we as Americans can do about this little scam, because we continually elect lawyers as our representatives in Washington DC. We are stupid enough to ask the fox to guard the hen house! As long as lawyers are making laws for lawyers, we are all screwed.

I figure if I keep this up too long Larry H. Parker will sue me for 2.1 million!

JD

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