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I have now compiled a list of things that drive you liberal crybabies
nuts. (In the voice of Jim Lange from the dating Game) And here they are;
1. George W. Bush. I don’t think I have ever heard more bull shit and
lies about a president then I have about Bush.
2. George W. Bush This one needs to be repeated only because I know
how much you all hate him.
3. Republicans. Liberals sit and profess to all that will listen about
how they are all inclusive and just want to love and be love… That is
unless you are a republican. Then they hate, loathe and despise
you. Libs are narrow minded bigots. They treat ALL who don’t think
like them like lepers. It is one of the most hypocritical aspects of
the liberal philosophy.
4. Teddy Kennedy. I don’t know if you libs know this, but that man is
a buffoon. He is not only an embarrassment to your party, but to the
country as a whole. He is a fucking drunk and a fat tub of shit. I
have heard that when the family goes to the beach, they use Teddy’s
liver as a surf board.
5. Capitalism. Face it. You are a bunch of losers that have chosen the
path of morons. You make about $30,000.00 a year, and you have no chance
of advancement. You have some dead end union job and the only way you
keep it is because the union won’t let your employer fire you. So you
want everything you can get form the rest of us. The French call it
“socialism”.
6. Personal wealth. You all seem to have an axe to grind with people
that have worked hard and acquired wealth. You are all being duped by
the very people that garner your votes. There is not one democratic
congressman or senator that is not extremely wealthy or a millionaire.
Yet you still attack wealth like it was Bill Gates at your door trying
to steal your wallet.
7. War. If the enemy was in America, you would lay down and take it in
the seat quicker than a Frenchman. You are a bunch of gutless wonders.
My theory is that you were those kids that got your ass kicked for your
entire scholastic career. Gum in the hair, having your ear flicked by
the tough kid that sat behind you. By the way, I was that tough kid.
8. Humanity. You are convinced that man is so powerful that he can
kill the earth. This is the whole chicken little crowd that thinks the
sky is falling, global warming, rain forest etc. I am 42 years old and
I have been hearing about this bull shit since I was 10 years old. None
of it has come to pass, and it never will. You see, liberals just have
to be afraid of something. I think it goes back to the Frenchman analogy.
9. Rush Limbaugh. This guy makes you shit in your drawers. Why?
Because you know he is right. You listen to Rush more than that idiot
Al Franken.
10. Independent thinking. Liberals aren’t people, there sheeple. They
are group thinkers. If anyone should think outside of the group, they
are immediately ostracized. It’s like you are all Madonna and you are
surrounded by yes men telling you that you are still hot even though you
have developed the “Guido gap” in your teeth and are cultivating a
dowagers hump on your back.
I have a lot more. I have gone on far longer than your feeble puny
brains can possibly tolerate, so I will check in again later.
John (the Guido) De Gennaro
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